How many people know Brian McCarty?? Moniker choice??

Tonto Yoder · « **on:** 19 Apr 2003, 02:41 pm »

Maybe this is just me, but a new inmate registered with a moniker similar to the name of a rec.audio denizen. Wonder if others would also make that misidentification????

BTW,
you guys don't confuse me with "Tantric Yoder" of the "Alternative Amish" forum, do you???

Hey, wait, I've decided I WANT to be "Tantric Yoder" after seeing the link below--
http://www.tantra.com/

nathanm · « **Reply #1 on:** 19 Apr 2003, 05:12 pm »

What does 'Tonto Yoder' mean anyway?

Tonto Yoder · « **Reply #2 on:** 19 Apr 2003, 07:02 pm »

Some years ago, I was on a plane seated next to the most attractive woman I've ever seen; she was reading a book entitled "Encyclopedia of Sexual Facts." After awhile, she mentioned "Well, I didn't know that the American Indian is the most physically endowed group, sexually, in the US." I didn't quite know what to say, so I kept my mouth shut.

After another quiet spell, she again said "Well, I didn't know that the Amish have the greatest sexual stamina in the US." Again, I was speechless.

Finally, as the plane landed, she closed her book and said "By the way, my name's 'Susan,' what's yours???" Finally, I blurted out "Tonto Yoder!"

nathanm · « **Reply #3 on:** 19 Apr 2003, 07:30 pm »

That story sounds too good to be true. Sure you're not making that up?

I had a similar experience once. I had just filled my car with gas and went inside to pay and after the clerk girl took the money she looked at me quizzically and asked in a dead pan manner, "Are you Amish?"

I don't know what set her off, if it was the beard I had at the time or the hair or what, but you'd think the fact that I was driving a CAR might've tipped her off.

But now that I know she was probably just assuming I had great sexual stamina makes me feel much better!