Joke of the day

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jhm731

Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #460 on: 5 Jul 2011, 01:25 am »



FireGuy

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« Reply #461 on: 18 May 2024, 11:27 pm »



I.Greyhound Fan

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« Reply #462 on: 19 May 2024, 04:07 pm »



This is so true.  When I rebuilt my Deck I bought lumber from HD and they delivered it.  I had to return at least 20 boards due to being badly warped.  They have 0 quailty control.   Now if I need lumber, I hand pick it myself.

FireGuy

Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #463 on: 25 May 2024, 10:40 am »


mix4fix

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« Reply #464 on: 8 Jun 2024, 05:38 am »
Why did the police officer give the ghost a ticket?

It didn't have a haunting license.

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« Reply #465 on: 21 Jul 2024, 08:21 am »
If you were age six when "Rock Lobster" came out, you'd B-52 now.

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« Reply #466 on: 30 Oct 2024, 06:33 am »
6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.

mikeeastman

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« Reply #467 on: 30 Oct 2024, 11:09 pm »
What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?

She buys him a pizza and drops him off for band practice.