I've been laid up for a few days and been watching the NFL preseason. Seems like they're showing 4 games at a time on the same channel, and the broadcast teams go from mediocre to downright awful.
During tonight's San Diego/Arizona game I commented to my wife that I thought I was listening to "Pro" wrestling. Then it dawned on me that Jesse "the body" Ventura (or someone with the same voice and intellectual depth) is doing the game's color commentary.

When I mentioned that to my wife she said "now I know why you watch football with the sound off and the music on."
Sheesh!