“Okay, two Irish brothers are out at sea fishing. A storm blows up, and they lose both oars, they are convinced that they’re going to drown. Then suddenly one of the brothers spots something in the water, and manages to grab hold of a bottle. They pull the cork and POOF! A genie appears. He grants them one wish, anything they want. So the two brothers look around at the stormy sea, they’re stuck out there with no oars, several miles from shore, and the first brother is thinking about what to ask for when the second brother cheerfully blurts out “ I wish the whole sea was Guiness!” The genie stares at him like he’s an idiot, then says, okay, sure, let’s go for that. And POOF! The sea turns to Guiness. The genie vanishes. The first brother stares at the second brother and snaps.” You bloody idiot! We had one single wish and you wished the sea turn to Guiness! Do you have any idea what you’’ve done?” The second brother shakes his head in shame. The first brother throws his arms out and says
“ Now we have to piss in the boat!”
