Max, an older gentleman, is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a beautiful young woman with absolutely perfect breasts.
Max says to her, "Excuse me miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?"
"Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away.
Max hurries to catch up to the young woman and asks, "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?"
"Listen you, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?!" she replies, and continues walking.
Undaunted, Max runs to catch up to her again and says, "OK, OK. Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000?!"
She stops, thinks about it for a while and finally says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000... OK, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she unbuttons her blouse and lifts her bra to reveal the most perfect breasts Max has ever seen. As soon as Max sees them he starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.
Finally, after a while the young woman gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"
To which Max replies, "Nah, costs too much!"
Martin
