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Musical Jokes
« on: 3 Jun 2012, 04:56 am »
What is the difference between a violin and a viola?
There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.
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Hey. Iam a big head guy so I want protest against this kind of jokes.:scratch:
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srb

Re: Musical Jokes
« Reply #1 on: 3 Jun 2012, 05:11 am »
Nothing wrong with having a big head.  Like Elaine "Bighead" Benes (Seinfeld).

Old Man: "He flew right into your head. Like he couldn't avoid it. Never seen that before. Bird into a woman's head."
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« Reply #2 on: 3 Jun 2012, 05:18 am »
Whats the difference between a violin and a fiddle? 
A fiddle is fun to listen to. :lol:
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« Reply #3 on: 3 Jun 2012, 05:03 pm »
Mark Twain was once asked for his opinion of Wagner. He replayed that Mr.Wagner's music isn't really as bad as it sounds.
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« Reply #4 on: 3 Jun 2012, 05:07 pm »
Pick your instrument

http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/
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« Reply #5 on: 3 Jun 2012, 06:10 pm »
There's some really funny stuff in that link!   :thumb: :lol:
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Re: Musical Jokes
« Reply #6 on: 3 Jun 2012, 06:18 pm »
A gentleman is someone who knows how to play a (insert instrument name) but doesn't.
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« Reply #8 on: 3 Jun 2012, 09:21 pm »
Quote from: srb on  3 Jun 2012, 05:07 pm
Pick your instrument

http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/
As party poopers are boring...
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« Reply #9 on: 3 Jun 2012, 09:26 pm »
What's the difference between a violin and an oboe?

No one cries when you chop up an oboe.

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« Reply #10 on: 4 Jun 2012, 12:29 am »




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« Reply #11 on: 4 Jun 2012, 12:38 am »
How about:

"The Black-Eyed Peas at the Super (Stuper?) Bowl?"     :icon_twisted:
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« Reply #12 on: 4 Jun 2012, 12:47 am »
Why did the tube amp hum?



Because it didn't know the words.
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Re: Musical Jokes
« Reply #13 on: 10 Jun 2012, 10:18 pm »
Quote from: Diamond Dog on  4 Jun 2012, 12:29 am



D.D.
I like the accordion sound, the satanic musical instrument is the Heavy Metal Guitar(distortion), as seen on MTV channel, and in a myriad of bands from Heavy Metal, Punk, death Metal, Hardcore, Gothic etc
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« Reply #14 on: 10 Jun 2012, 10:27 pm »
Quote from: FULLRANGEMAN on 10 Jun 2012, 10:18 pm
I like the accordion sound, the satanic musical instrument is the Heavy Metal Guitar(distortion), as seen on MTV channel, and in a myriad of bands from Heavy Metal, Punk, death Metal, Hardcore, Gothic etc

Why not have it all ? Presented for your listening and dancing pleasure : Accordian Metallica!  :rock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R75xT99yZLY&feature=related

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« Reply #15 on: 10 Jun 2012, 11:21 pm »
Quote from: Diamond Dog on 10 Jun 2012, 10:27 pm
Why not have it all ? Presented for your listening and dancing pleasure : Accordian Metallica!  :rock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R75xT99yZLY&feature=related

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Great accordion, much better than the original version, it is a fine instrument and difficult to be played.
Til ACDC looks good on a great instrument as solo violin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwXWQA6J9Pw&feature=related
Otherside in the Heavy Metal guitar original version it looks crap.The Heavy Metal guitar is the ass hole of the rock. :duh:
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« Reply #16 on: 10 Jun 2012, 11:56 pm »
Quote from: FULLRANGEMAN on 10 Jun 2012, 11:21 pm
The Heavy Metal guitar is the ass hole of the rock.

I think I have that album....

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« Reply #19 on: 11 Jun 2012, 10:26 pm »
Quote from: decal on 11 Jun 2012, 11:41 am
Feeling a tad homophobic FRM? :wtf:
Not really, the greatest connoisseur of opera I knew was gay, or seemed to be, he was a very kind and sympathetic person, but he died afew years.
In Latin countries being gay is a shame, an affront to Christian values​​. There is no greater humiliation for a father of to have a gay son.
My government has determined that school children are taught that being gay is really nice.
I personally do not get involved in this kind of personal issue, as in my country If you insult, offend a gay person, or fire a gay employee, you takes 2 to 5 years in JAIL!!
Iam sorry that this sort of thing is happening in most western countries.
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