Inspector Clouseau checks into a hotel. On his way to his room, he sees a small shaggy dog sitting on the ground. "Does your dog bite?," Clouseau asks the man at the desk. The man says no, so Clouseau stoops to pet the dog, who immediately chomps down on his glove.
"I thought you said you dog did not bite," Clouseau says. "That is not my dog," says the innkeeper.