Joke of the Day

Goosepond · « **Reply #2623 on:** 2 Mar 2019, 07:30 pm »

I got it! I got it!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get a drink at Ed's Lounge!!!

Gene

Mudslide · « **Reply #2624 on:** 4 Mar 2019, 06:20 am »

LesterSleepsIn · « **Reply #2625 on:** 4 Mar 2019, 02:19 pm »

“Petition: Sell Montana to Canada for $1 Trillion to eliminate the national debt”

https://www.change.org/p/christian-moms-against-private-education-sell-montana-to-canada-for-1-trillion-to-eliminate-the-national-debt

Sent from my iPad

mix4fix · « **Reply #2626 on:** 4 Mar 2019, 05:50 pm »

A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnnie says "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a private jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while... banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnnie, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply continue with the lesson.

"And how about you, Sally?"

Sally replies,

"I want to be his whore".

Mudslide · « **Reply #2627 on:** 4 Mar 2019, 08:06 pm »

Quote from: LesterSleepsIn on 4 Mar 2019, 02:19 pm

“Petition: Sell Montana to Canada for $1 Trillion to eliminate the national debt”

https://www.change.org/p/christian-moms-against-private-education-sell-montana-to-canada-for-1-trillion-to-eliminate-the-national-debt

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Or we could sell California to Mexico for $2T and have some beer money left over.

jhm731 · « **Reply #2628 on:** 5 Mar 2019, 02:23 am »

Letitroll98 · « **Reply #2629 on:** 5 Mar 2019, 01:32 pm »

Quote from: Mudslide on 4 Mar 2019, 08:06 pm

Or we could sell California to Mexico for $2T and have some beer money left over.

Well, since the national debt is $22 trillion you're gonna have to add some more states.

mix4fix · « **Reply #2630 on:** 5 Mar 2019, 05:41 pm »

Quote from: Letitroll98 on 5 Mar 2019, 01:32 pm

Well, since the national debt is $22 trillion you're gonna have to add some more states.

Bulk of our debt is social programs, especially those that should not exist.

If we are going to pawn off California, we need at least $3-5 trillion since it is prime real estate (coastal).

JerryM · « **Reply #2631 on:** 5 Mar 2019, 06:43 pm »

Jokes, please. Stop the current topic. Thanks.

Don_S · « **Reply #2632 on:** 5 Mar 2019, 08:37 pm »

Quote from: JerryM on 5 Mar 2019, 06:43 pm

Jokes, please. Stop the current topic. Thanks.

+1 I come here to put a smile in my day not for thinly disguised political opinions.

Mudslide · « **Reply #2633 on:** 5 Mar 2019, 11:56 pm »

dburna · « **Reply #2634 on:** 6 Mar 2019, 01:17 am »

Quote from: Mudslide on 5 Mar 2019, 11:56 pm

Wait a minute -- is this a political cartoon too???!?!!

JerryM · « **Reply #2635 on:** 6 Mar 2019, 01:38 am »

Mudslide · « **Reply #2636 on:** 6 Mar 2019, 04:52 am »

AmpDesigner333 · « **Reply #2637 on:** 6 Mar 2019, 05:03 am »

Quote from: richidoo on 23 Feb 2019, 08:06 pm

Wish there was a way to make the reply photos smaller than the originals! Maybe there should be a "like" feature added to AC.

Anyway, I was reading through this thread and actually laughed from this one, so I'm letting you know that I appreciate it. ....plus I have a Shih Tzu (:

jhm731 · « **Reply #2638 on:** 6 Mar 2019, 05:33 pm »

veloceleste · « **Reply #2639 on:** 6 Mar 2019, 08:38 pm »

Are they taking pictures or keeping their phones dry?