Joke of the Day

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LesterSleepsIn

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2540 on: 26 Jan 2019, 11:36 pm »
I saw a Doctor eating an apple today. My whole life is a lie.

I’ve been chuckling about this all day. My speed of humor I guess. Thanks!

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2541 on: 30 Jan 2019, 03:25 am »
Life without women would be a pain in the ass.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2542 on: 30 Jan 2019, 08:01 pm »
Life with women is still a pain in the ass.

(rimshot)

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« Reply #2543 on: 31 Jan 2019, 02:27 pm »
Life with or without women is a pain in the ass.

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« Reply #2544 on: 31 Jan 2019, 02:59 pm »
Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass !!!!!

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2545 on: 31 Jan 2019, 03:25 pm »
Life with or without women is a pain in the ass.

Sorry, you can't have both!  :green:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2546 on: 31 Jan 2019, 04:21 pm »
Sorry, you can't have both!  :green:

Gene


Sure you can, its called divorce!

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« Reply #2547 on: 31 Jan 2019, 04:45 pm »

Sure you can, its called divorce!

Oh, you're right. Been there, done that!  :thumb:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2548 on: 1 Feb 2019, 02:57 pm »

Today's performance of Hamilton was canceled in Chicago due to the polar blast.
Once again Brrrrr kills Hamilton.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2549 on: 1 Feb 2019, 03:08 pm »
Today's performance of Hamilton was canceled in Chicago due to the polar blast.
Once again Brrrrr kills Hamilton.



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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2550 on: 1 Feb 2019, 06:33 pm »
I got, I got it! I'm old enough to remember Cronkite reporting on the 6 o'clock news that Burr shot Hamilton!

No wait, that was something else. Oh, hell, senility sucks!  :green:

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