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The National Weather Service has posted an emergency tornado warning for most of the Dallas/Ft Worth Metroplex.

All residents are urged to go immediately to Cowboy Stadium for safety.

There is no chance of a touchdown there.

[Letitroll98]

And will the woman who left her eleven children at the stadium please come and pick them up, they're beating the piss out of the Cowboys.

[Letitroll98]

What do Billy Graham and the Cowboys have in common?  They can both make 70,000 people stand up and holler "Jesus Christ Almighty".

[Letitroll98]

What does a possum and the Cowboys have in common?  Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

[Doublej]

Jerry Jones is crying about it all the way to the bank.


http://www.forbes.com/sites/mikeozanian/2013/08/14/the-most-valuable-nfl-teams/

[JerryM]

[brooklyn]

What does a possum and the Cowboys have in common?  Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

I'm not a football fan but that's funny 

[S Clark]

Q: What do you call an Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
 A: A thief.

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[pansixt]

Seriously Funny Stuff for all of us NFC East Fans.

Ah, except for the Texicans.

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Cowboy Stadium perfectly epitomizes the old Texas saying……….

"Big Hat.  No Cattle."