Danny, this will probably be somewhat difficult since you are well-known for providing high quality at exceptional prices, but I really think there is an opening here for you to market an extreme budget line of speakers that focus on maximum impact and slam in very plain cabinets. These would be targeted at college kids looking to do maximum damage to their hearing by cranking everything to max in small dorm rooms.
This would be your Whitevan Line of speakers. There would be the "Leftover Tower" 3-way, the "Extra" bookshelf, the "I'll Throw This In" center, and the "My Boss Said it Has to Go" sub.
You would, of course, sell these out in the parking lots of your local Home Depots, KMarts, and Rite-Aids. I really think that a Whitevan Line from you could capture the "sold in parking lots" market, and make a lot of college kids slightly poorer but a whole lot more deaf.
Merry Christmas!