Joke of the Day

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Letitroll98

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2600 on: 24 Feb 2019, 12:10 am »
Do you think we could stop with the political bullshit?

Mudslide

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« Reply #2601 on: 24 Feb 2019, 05:39 am »



This has been around a while so.... not true. You can google how many ways we use algebra and other maths on a daily basis.

Mudslide

Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2602 on: 24 Feb 2019, 05:40 am »
Do you think we could stop with the political bullshit?

And perhaps we could use a bit more eloquent language?

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2603 on: 24 Feb 2019, 11:45 am »
And perhaps we could use a bit more eloquent language?
Do you think we could stop with the political bullshit?

Seems to me that eloquently describes the post.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2604 on: 24 Feb 2019, 05:01 pm »

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2605 on: 24 Feb 2019, 06:30 pm »
This thread has gone to the dogs!  :green:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2606 on: 25 Feb 2019, 12:04 pm »
This thread has gone to the dogs!  :green:

Gene


I disagree, I think you are barking up the wrong tree!

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2607 on: 25 Feb 2019, 02:33 pm »
What do you call a zoo with no dogs?

A Shitzu!

Oh sorry...didn't realize this was already posted!
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2608 on: 25 Feb 2019, 02:46 pm »
Sorry, you're not allowed to repeat jokes around here. This is a serious thread!  :nono:

Strike one!

Gene

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2613 on: 26 Feb 2019, 06:43 pm »
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

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Re: Joke of the Day
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jhm731

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2616 on: 27 Feb 2019, 08:09 pm »
You should always ride singularly. It's more comfort that way.












jhm731

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« Reply #2617 on: 28 Feb 2019, 10:48 pm »

decal

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« Reply #2618 on: 1 Mar 2019, 06:16 pm »


This is actually a common site in a lot of asian countries.

FireGuy

Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2619 on: 1 Mar 2019, 09:02 pm »
This is actually a common site in a lot of asian countries.

You are so correct.  Quite omnipresent especially in Thailand.  Food vendors pack all they need for the street on one bike.  Mobility includes keeping the coals hot from place to place.