Joke of the Day

cody69 · « **Reply #1960 on:** 1 Apr 2017, 01:19 pm »

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Curious if anybody got that?

Yep! Still don't get the other numbers though...

Tommy Tutone's song wasn't it?

David C · « **Reply #1961 on:** 1 Apr 2017, 03:04 pm »

Jenny Jenny .........................

Bob in St. Louis · « **Reply #1962 on:** 1 Apr 2017, 05:18 pm »

..........."Don't lose that number"

Bingo!

dflee · « **Reply #1963 on:** 1 Apr 2017, 05:53 pm »

Oh God nooooooooo.
Too late now it's on a mobius strip in my head 867930fieiiiive, 867ejdjnpquihgpefvuh[que.
Oh Jenny, why?

Bob in St. Louis · « **Reply #1964 on:** 2 Apr 2017, 01:54 am »

I just saw a really hot mom at McDonalds spank her kid because he threw all his fries on the floor.
Sooooo, I threw mine on the floor too...

thunderbrick · « **Reply #1965 on:** 2 Apr 2017, 02:01 am »

Quote from: Bob in St. Louis on 2 Apr 2017, 01:54 am

I just saw a really hot mom at McDonalds spank her kid because he threw all his fries on the floor.
Sooooo, I threw mine on the floor too...

They are gonna sell a lot of fries tonight.

Uh, which McDonalds?

Bob in St. Louis · « **Reply #1966 on:** 2 Apr 2017, 02:05 am »

jhm731 · « **Reply #1967 on:** 3 Apr 2017, 08:55 pm »

ArthurDent · « **Reply #1968 on:** 3 Apr 2017, 10:27 pm »

Thanks jhm, Letitroll's image was always too small to read the last 2 lines.

djbnh · « **Reply #1969 on:** 5 Apr 2017, 01:15 pm »

"Knock Knock"

Who's There?

"Dishes"

Dishes Who?

"Dishes Sean Connery."

I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

djbnh · « **Reply #1970 on:** 5 Apr 2017, 11:50 pm »

After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
Corona's president sits down and says, "Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

Then Budweiser's president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

Coors' president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."

JLM · « **Reply #1971 on:** 6 Apr 2017, 12:29 am »

Quote from: djbnh on 5 Apr 2017, 11:50 pm

After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
Corona's president sits down and says, "Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

Then Budweiser's president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

Coors' president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."

True, because in Ireland when you ask for a beer you get a Guinness.