Joke of the Day

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. Read 682105 times.

Bob in St. Louis

  • Volunteer
  • Posts: 13248
  • "Introverted Basement Dwelling Troll"
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1840 on: 15 Feb 2017, 05:22 pm »

Bob is obviously a butt man!

More-so when they're clean and bug free.  8)

thunderbrick

  • Volunteer
  • Posts: 5449
  • I'm just not right!
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1841 on: 15 Feb 2017, 05:37 pm »
It's MORNING AGAIN on AC!  Let's make the Joke of the Day GRATE again!

thunderbrick

  • Volunteer
  • Posts: 5449
  • I'm just not right!
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1842 on: 15 Feb 2017, 05:50 pm »
More-so when they're clean and bug free.  8)

And you would know that HOW???

Bob in St. Louis

  • Volunteer
  • Posts: 13248
  • "Introverted Basement Dwelling Troll"
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1843 on: 15 Feb 2017, 06:04 pm »
Because somebody cleaned it for me, of course.  :wink:

I.Greyhound Fan

Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1844 on: 15 Feb 2017, 07:32 pm »
Bob, I will send you some soap and raid. :)

Bob in St. Louis

  • Volunteer
  • Posts: 13248
  • "Introverted Basement Dwelling Troll"
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1845 on: 15 Feb 2017, 09:01 pm »
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

JakeJ

Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1846 on: 16 Feb 2017, 02:46 am »
Hey thanks for the great new business idea!  I'll open a butt cleaning salon right between the hair salon and the nail salon.

Mmm...I can smell the profits already!  :thumb:

Bob2

  • Full Member
  • Posts: 1836
  • De gustibus non est disputandum
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1847 on: 16 Feb 2017, 11:51 am »
So, Bob in St Louis.
This a good time for the tattoo story you asked me about?

Bob in St. Louis

  • Volunteer
  • Posts: 13248
  • "Introverted Basement Dwelling Troll"
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1848 on: 16 Feb 2017, 03:08 pm »
So, Bob in St Louis.
This a good time for the tattoo story you asked me about?
I think it is Bob.... PLEASE.... Take the heat off of me.   :lol:

I.Greyhound Fan

Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1849 on: 16 Feb 2017, 04:52 pm »
What is the definition of "Male Despair"?




It is when you have an erection and accidentally walk into a wall and the first part of your body to hit it is your nose!

Bob in St. Louis

  • Volunteer
  • Posts: 13248
  • "Introverted Basement Dwelling Troll"
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1850 on: 16 Feb 2017, 05:17 pm »
Or your belly.  :duh:

macrojack

  • Restricted
  • Posts: 3826
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1851 on: 16 Feb 2017, 05:30 pm »
Or your belly.  :duh:
Speaking from experience, Bob?

Bob in St. Louis

  • Volunteer
  • Posts: 13248
  • "Introverted Basement Dwelling Troll"
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1852 on: 16 Feb 2017, 05:30 pm »
Mmm..... "could be".....  :oops:

I.Greyhound Fan

Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1853 on: 16 Feb 2017, 05:43 pm »
It's the reason I wear a cup all the time, don't want to punch a hole in the wall :o

Bob in St. Louis

  • Volunteer
  • Posts: 13248
  • "Introverted Basement Dwelling Troll"
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1854 on: 16 Feb 2017, 05:46 pm »

jhm731

Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1855 on: 16 Feb 2017, 05:50 pm »



brooklyn

Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1856 on: 18 Feb 2017, 04:21 am »
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up,
the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things
down to help them remember .  

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while
I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' 'Sure.'

Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.'No, I can remember it.'

Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'

I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks. Irritated, he says,
I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I
got it, for goodness sake!'

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and
hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.       
 
'Where's my toast?'

Bob in St. Louis

  • Volunteer
  • Posts: 13248
  • "Introverted Basement Dwelling Troll"
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1857 on: 18 Feb 2017, 11:05 pm »

thunderbrick

  • Volunteer
  • Posts: 5449
  • I'm just not right!
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1858 on: 20 Feb 2017, 05:54 am »
Or should this be in the Home Improvements circle?



pansixt

Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1859 on: 20 Feb 2017, 07:13 am »