Joke of the Day

elasticnorseman · « **Reply #1820 on:** 20 Jan 2017, 02:40 am »

Mick Jagger went to a party at the Playboy Mansion. It was his first time visiting the debauched dwelling, so he slipped away to explore the house. (You know how rock stars love architecture and home furnishings.) Snooping around upstairs, he came upon a closed door and heard unusual noises on the other side. Curiosity got the best of Mick, so he flung open the door — to find Hugh Hefner and TV's Dennis Weaver in bed together, goin' at it like teenagers. Shocked, Mick shouted, “Hey, Hugh! Get off of McCloud!”

brooklyn · « **Reply #1821 on:** 25 Jan 2017, 05:19 pm »

mikeeastman · « **Reply #1822 on:** 28 Jan 2017, 02:15 pm »

Bob in St. Louis · « **Reply #1823 on:** 6 Feb 2017, 09:25 pm »

LesterSleepsIn · « **Reply #1824 on:** 9 Feb 2017, 12:57 am »

Quote from: Bob in St. Louis on 6 Feb 2017, 09:25 pm

Love this. thanks, Bob.

Cheers,
Lester

LesterSleepsIn · « **Reply #1825 on:** 9 Feb 2017, 12:58 am »

A new slant on Om's Law.

Spoiler Alert : contains adult lanquage. On the other hand, it really works.

Check out this video on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/92i5m3tV5XY

Bob in St. Louis · « **Reply #1826 on:** 9 Feb 2017, 01:11 am »

Quote from: LesterSleepsIn on 9 Feb 2017, 12:58 am

A new slant on Om's Law.

Spoiler Alert : contains adult lanquage. On the other hand, it really works.

Check out this video on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/92i5m3tV5XY

That's gold.
Pure gold.

Letitroll98 · « **Reply #1827 on:** 9 Feb 2017, 03:37 am »

And LesterSleepsIn is right, it kinda works.

Bob in St. Louis · « **Reply #1828 on:** 9 Feb 2017, 03:55 am »

Quote from: Letitroll98 on 9 Feb 2017, 03:37 am

And LesterSleepsIn is right, it kinda works.

Yes. Alcohol helps too.

LesterSleepsIn · « **Reply #1829 on:** 9 Feb 2017, 10:54 am »

Quote from: Bob in St. Louis on 9 Feb 2017, 03:55 am

Yes. Alcohol helps too.

Yes, I've noticed that too.

JoshK · « **Reply #1830 on:** 10 Feb 2017, 09:35 pm »

Russell Dawkins · « **Reply #1831 on:** 11 Feb 2017, 01:08 am »

Good one, Josh.

jhm731 · « **Reply #1832 on:** 11 Feb 2017, 05:41 pm »

LesterSleepsIn · « **Reply #1833 on:** 11 Feb 2017, 08:42 pm »

JakeJ · « **Reply #1834 on:** 12 Feb 2017, 12:22 am »

dflee · « **Reply #1835 on:** 12 Feb 2017, 03:28 pm »

Now that's what I call a liquid diet.

LesterSleepsIn · « **Reply #1836 on:** 12 Feb 2017, 07:41 pm »

Patent pending TV tray ... (I had an uncle who was creative like this ...)

brooklyn · « **Reply #1837 on:** 12 Feb 2017, 11:06 pm »

I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.

"Really" she said, "Go on then... try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience
and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday." Cost me a kick in the nuts, but...

When you’re seventy..............who cares?

Bob in St. Louis · « **Reply #1838 on:** 15 Feb 2017, 04:06 pm »

I.Greyhound Fan · « **Reply #1839 on:** 15 Feb 2017, 05:16 pm »

Quote from: Bob in St. Louis on 15 Feb 2017, 04:06 pm

Bob is obviously a butt man!