Joke of the Day

thunderbrick · « **Reply #1500 on:** 19 Sep 2015, 05:28 pm »

Kaitlyn B. Jenner??

srb · « **Reply #1501 on:** 19 Sep 2015, 05:58 pm »

Quote from: thunderbrick on 19 Sep 2015, 05:28 pm

Kaitlyn B. Jenner??

Caitlyn Marie Jenner

JerryM · « **Reply #1502 on:** 19 Sep 2015, 09:06 pm »

mightym · « **Reply #1503 on:** 20 Sep 2015, 01:28 pm »

Quote from: thunderbrick on 13 Sep 2015, 03:06 am

Tbrick, that's too funny. When I was in college, back in the dark ages, I went home with a new friend from the dorm for Thanksgiving. He had already told me his little sister was blind, but I had never been around a blind person, I was I bit nervous. She sensed my nervousness and asked me straight out if I knew how to get a blind girl pregnant.... I didn't want to offend her, and I said "No". She smiled and said "just like any other girl". Broke the Ice, and we got along fine.....

Goosepond · « **Reply #1504 on:** 20 Sep 2015, 04:24 pm »

This guy walks in the coffee shop and tells the waitress, "gimme a cup of coffee with no cream".

The waitress (yes, she just happens to be blond), says, "you'll have to take it w/o milk, we don't have any cream".

Gene

jhm731 · « **Reply #1505 on:** 23 Sep 2015, 07:24 pm »

R_burke · « **Reply #1506 on:** 23 Sep 2015, 09:09 pm »

too much light it's usually a little darker before I start seeing this way

mightym · « **Reply #1507 on:** 24 Sep 2015, 02:04 am »

Quote from: jhm731 on 23 Sep 2015, 07:24 pm

Sorry, that alcohol represented by the glasses in the picture is NOT enough for me to be fooled.....

jhm731 · « **Reply #1508 on:** 24 Sep 2015, 07:26 pm »

GentleBender · « **Reply #1509 on:** 24 Sep 2015, 07:31 pm »

Quote from: jhm731 on 24 Sep 2015, 07:26 pm

Awesome!

Bob in St. Louis · « **Reply #1510 on:** 28 Sep 2015, 04:03 pm »

What?!?!

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/zip/5198460746.html

GentleBender · « **Reply #1511 on:** 28 Sep 2015, 04:30 pm »

Quote from: Bob in St. Louis on 28 Sep 2015, 04:03 pm

What?!?!
https://stlouis.craigslist.org/zip/5198460746.html

Thanks for the heads up, that couch will add a nice ambiance to any room!

ArthurDent · « **Reply #1512 on:** 28 Sep 2015, 05:49 pm »

Quote from: Bob in St. Louis on 28 Sep 2015, 04:03 pm

What?!?!
https://stlouis.craigslist.org/zip/5198460746.html

So have you checked to see if the ribs come with it ?

That would keep your smoker going for a bit.

Bob in St. Louis · « **Reply #1513 on:** 28 Sep 2015, 05:58 pm »

You know, I thought about that. But it seems they've addressed that question in one of their OTHER ads for the couch.
https://stlouis.craigslist.org/fuo/5223877677.html

"People".....

Kenneth Patchen · « **Reply #1514 on:** 28 Sep 2015, 06:30 pm »

I like people who are industrious.

weatherman1 · « **Reply #1515 on:** 29 Sep 2015, 05:22 am »

Bob in St. Louis · « **Reply #1516 on:** 29 Sep 2015, 12:21 pm »

I've sent that to everybody. Fantastic.

jhm731 · « **Reply #1517 on:** 1 Oct 2015, 06:54 pm »

How's your day going?

Wind Chaser · « **Reply #1518 on:** 2 Oct 2015, 12:27 am »

Quote from: jhm731 on 1 Oct 2015, 06:54 pm

Imagine having to explain that one to the boss.

JerryM · « **Reply #1519 on:** 2 Oct 2015, 01:45 am »

"Hey Boss. Yeah, umm, I quit." *click*