[decal]

I agree odd sign , did you see it in a sears or something?

as seen on the Bassocontinuo website............

[decal]

Disguised porn is revolting, most children see it everyday.

Disguised porn, are you that out of touch with reality? Maybe it's another case of "lost in translation" as is often the case with you.

[FullRangeMan]

Disguised porn, are you that out of touch with reality? Maybe it's another case of "lost in translation" as is often the case with you.

I never mention Iam lost in translation pal, I have been suggested as such by you.
Iam talking about women's legs exposed disguised as fashion show or TV gymn class or walk at the mall in short dressing.
X rated is explicit, not disguised. I can not see what upset you in my post.
Have a good day.

[geezer]

I'm with you Full.

[doug s.]

I'm with you Full.

so are the taliban...   

doug s.

[Letitroll98]

I'm kinda upset that we don't have more "women's legs exposed disguised as fashion show or TV gym class or walk at the mall in short dressing".  All this cold weather up here has restricted the scenery severely, com'on June!

FRM is however allowed to be conservative, there's no law against that either.  But considering my problem and his viewpoint, he might consider a move to arctic climes where everyone has to dress warmly, and fully, all the year long.   

[JerryM]

I've heard that the northern girls, with the way they kiss, they keep their boyfriends warm at night.
I wish they all could be...

 

It was 73 here today. 

[jhm731]

I'm kinda upset that we don't have more "women's legs exposed disguised as fashion show or TV gym class or walk at the mall in short dressing".  All this cold weather up here has restricted the scenery severely, com'on June!

FRM is however allowed to be conservative, there's no law against that either.  But considering my problem and his viewpoint, he might consider a move to arctic climes where everyone has to dress warmly, and fully, all the year long.   

My son is a personal trainer, here one of his clients who's been preparing for an upcoming fitness show:

[jhm731]

Kimo calls into work and says,
"I'm sorry, I can't come to work today, I'm really sick.
I have a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I'm
not coming in."

The design manager says, " You know something Kimo, we really need you today.
When I feel sick like you, I go to my wife and ask her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later, Kimo calls again. "I did what you said and I feel great. I'll be at work soon.You have a really nice house...!"

[jhm731]

An Audiophile walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'

The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch? 'What's so special about it?'

The Audiophile explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies: 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The Audiophile smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn thing's an hour fast.'

[decal]

My son is a personal trainer, here one of his clients who's been preparing for an upcoming fitness show:

That gal needs to gain some weight,IMHO.

[jhm731]

[decal]

[FullRangeMan]

I'm kinda upset that we don't have more "women's legs exposed disguised as fashion show or TV gym class or walk at the mall in short dressing".  All this cold weather up here has restricted the scenery severely, com'on June!

FRM is however allowed to be conservative, there's no law against that either.  But considering my problem and his viewpoint, he might consider a move to arctic climes where everyone has to dress warmly, and fully, all the year long.   

Out of topic, but I was talking about my country not someone country, as here we are in a overwhelming hot summer this year.
Took me a few days to recover this local photo from Dec2012 that top 47ºC  or 117ºF this day.

[decal]

TOOLS AND HOW TO USE THEM EXPLAINED

DRILL PRESS:
A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

 WIRE WHEEL:
Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh shit'.

SKIL SAW:
A portable cutting tool used to make boards too short.

CHANNEL LOCKS:
Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

 BELT SANDER:
An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW:
One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS:
Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH:
Used almost entirely for igniting various flammable objects in your shop and creating a fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race..

TABLE SAW:
A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity. Very effective for digit removal !!

BAND SAW:
A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut large pieces into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER:
Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER:
A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

 PRY BAR:
A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

PVC PIPE CUTTER:
A tool used to make plastic pipe too short.

HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE:
Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

 SON OF A BITCH TOOL:
Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a bitch' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

 
 
 

[srb]

Tools - Expanded Version
http://www.audiocircle.com/index.php?topic=97626.msg979182#msg979182

[2bigears]

    Good googly-goo, 47deg C . !!!!!  That will get clothes down to the eye candy stage on the ladies. Where was that pic taken , Sin City ????

[underdawg]

I like the sound engineer one above, reality check 

[decal]

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000.00

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing 10 grand, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you

are talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers?
 
 

[decal]

A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, 'There's no money in that account.'

'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my GREAT WEEKEND!'