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Community => Non-audio hobbies and interests => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: Marbles on 5 Mar 2010, 02:27 am
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His eyes are bloodshot and his eyelids are droopy.
He just wants to lay around.
He seems to want to binge on sweets.
He seems to drink a lot of water too.
Do you think I should be worried?
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Nah...
Don't worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright.
:green:
George
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Binge on sweets? What do you mean by this? Dogs should not consume sugar, especially chocolate.
He looks pretty young, and being a lab-cross?, he certainly shouldn't want to just lay around. Has he gotten into anything lately? Like chemicals or the like. If he were mine and didn't start returning to normal behaviour within the next day or two, I'd take him to the vet.
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That dog tried to sell me some ganja! :smoke:
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Mark, I think you're missing the joke. . .
Marbles, I would only truly worry if he hasn't started tearing apart your Pink Floyd CDs and/or vinyl.
Paul
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Ahh... the rasta dog maaan.... Maybe he just samplin' da goods....
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Binge on sweets? What do you mean by this? Dogs should not consume sugar, especially chocolate.
He looks pretty young, and being a lab-cross?, he certainly shouldn't want to just lay around. Has he gotten into anything lately? Like chemicals or the like. If he were mine and didn't start returning to normal behaviour within the next day or two, I'd take him to the vet.
You are from North of Toronto but if you were from BC you would understand. :wink:
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No, location has nothing to do with it, I'm just a little slow tonight.
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Always hungry? Thinks everything is funny? Lost interest in retrieving? Does he seem to hang out with other dogs that have nothing to do except eat and crap? No longer chases cats? Your dog may be under the influence of...
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Damn you, Marbles. Catching me off guard like that. Now I know what you've been tending to out there in the boonies.
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Hi Marbles,
Doesn't sound right. Check out this facebook page on Colloidal silver: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=285212734559
Colloidal silver is the most wide range antibiotic known to man.... plus compared to synthetic allopathic antibiotics, it doesn't kill the good flora essential to our immune systems in the intestinal tract..... 60% of our immune system is in the IT.
You could put a drop of CS in his eyes, which will reduce the redness.... but that's just a symptom showing you somethings wrong elsewhere.
I put 4 half droppers of CS on my dogs dinner every night, together with one of my punctured/squeezed Omega 3 fish oil capsules and he has never looked so healthy.... which wasn't always the case.
Dogs intuitively know somethings wrong.... drinking lots of water means he is trying to flush his body... which is good. If lying around is not normal.... somethings wrong. Don't give him sweets..... sugar feeds desease.
You can get CS from most health stores.... I make my own its much cheaper.
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Whatever you do, don't put your leg out! :lol:
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Be extremely concerned! He has probably already been profiled by the neighbors and the authorities are likely watching your place.
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I'm not being an alarmist, but I wouldn't ignore the systems. I assume he gets a checkup at the vet once a year anyway, this visit might just come a little sooner.
Of course you'll end up with a vet bill of an examination and a few tests, but getting a basic blood and stool test can tell an awful lot, and if it turns out nothing's wrong, what's a few extra bucks between friends? But if there is something wrong (and hopefully not), catching it early will be a good thing.
Steve
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Whatever you do, don't put your leg out! :lol:
:thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :lol: :lol:
He is a little hornier than normal too...
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Good advice.... he may have swallowed something and got it stuck too.... common with dogs.
I'm not being an alarmist, but I wouldn't ignore the systems. I assume he gets a checkup at the vet once a year anyway, this visit might just come a little sooner.
Of course you'll end up with a vet bill of an examination and a few tests, but getting a basic blood and stool test can tell an awful lot, and if it turns out nothing's wrong, what's a few extra bucks between friends? But if there is something wrong (and hopefully not), catching it early will be a good thing.
Steve
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Thanks for the advice guys, but I think if I take his bong away, he'll return to normal in no time :duh: :thumb: :rock:
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Hendrix had a dog just like that...........WAIT! :duh: :green:
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Marley and Me.
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He probally here's "three little birds" also
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Be extremely concerned! He has probably already been profiled by the neighbors and the authorities are likely watching your place.
Since you have better dreads than "Stretch", I'm pretty sure you know what your talking about!!! :rock:
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So...how much of your stash did he eat?
Whatever you do, don't put your leg out! :lol:
Absolutely no Hokie Pokie at your house!
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It's funny until the dog breaks out the lipstick! :nono:
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His eyes are bloodshot and his eyelids are droopy.
He just wants to lay around.
He seems to want to binge on sweets.
He seems to drink a lot of water too.
Do you think I should be worried?
For a second there, I thought you were talking about yourself there Marbles. Then it occurred to me that Marbles drinks a lot of beer, not water. :beer:
Cheers,
Robin
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Yup, pretty soon owners and pets start looking and acting alike!
It's strange, Stretch likes to lick the beer bottle opening, but if I put a little in a bowl, he sniffs it, then walks away.
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lol! Check under his hat to see if any blotter hits are lick stamped to his doggie forehead. He might have the permagrin!
M
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Marbles,
Would you describe the dog as a ganja "FANBOY"? Ooops,that's gonna get censored !!!!!!!
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Maybe you could use "F*nboy". I would think you were saying "Funboy".
Steve
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Yup, pretty soon owners and pets start looking and acting alike!
It's strange, Stretch likes to lick the beer bottle opening, but if I put a little in a bowl, he sniffs it, then walks away.
I had a Pomeranian who would drink beer and take a sip out of a glass of scotch if you let him. After a couple sips of beer, he would hump the cat. Lionel was a strange, entertaining little dog but he had some issues. :?
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Maybe you could use "F*nboy". I would think you were saying "Funboy".
Steve
Great idea Steve.I'm afraid to post anything after yesterday's wrist slapping.
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Great idea Steve.I'm afraid to post anything after yesterday's wrist slapping.
Where's the fear decal? Please point it out to me as I'm not seeing it in your post using capital letters. :scratch: What I do see is someone who wants to take a simple request not to use an offending word and turning it into a capital offense,,, while stirring up crap in the process of course. That I clearly see but your fear escapes me. ;)
Marbles,
Would you describe the dog as a ganja "FANBOY"? Ooops,that's gonna get censored !!!!!!!
Cheers,
Robin
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Robin,
Are you really so shallow that a word,that doesn't mean anything,upsets you so much that you have to spout your words of distaste and try to cram your beliefs down others throats.Sakes alive man,get over it and worry about something that really matters.BTW,please do not read anymore of my posts if you are offended by them.Have a wonderful evening.
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I had a Pomeranian who would drink beer and take a sip out of a glass of scotch if you let him. After a couple sips of beer, he would hump the cat. Lionel was a strange, entertaining little dog but he had some issues. :?
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Damn, Jackman, that borders on outright animal abuse...I thought that sort of stuff used to happened in South America, when I lived there but, I guess it also occurs here. I luv it.
I once saw a PitBull after Argentina's World Cup win in 1986?, being paraded around along with a caricature of Maradona, it was drunk as a skunk with people all around cheering, also borderline drunk. :thumb:
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Ganja fanboy. I like it.
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Damn, Jackman, that borders on outright animal abuse...I thought that sort of stuff used to happened in South America, when I lived there but, I guess it also occurs here. I luv it.
I once saw a PitBull after Argentina's World Cup win in 1986?, being paraded around along with a caricature of Maradona, it was drunk as a skunk with people all around cheering, also borderline drunk. :thumb:
Drunk Pitbull dressed as Maradona? That is really funny. If he was supposed to be Maradona, shouldn't the Pitbull have been jacked up on coke? Just kidding!
My dog Lionel lived to a ripe old age of 17 and his first beer drinking episode happened when I spilled a bottle of beer in my kitchen. The beer was all over the floor and when I ran to get a towel to wipe it up, I returned to find him drinking as much as possible to "help me out". He only weighted 12 lbs so it only took a couple sips to get him tipsy. After that episode, every time I would open a beer, he would follow me around!
I may be going to Brasil (Rio) this year. What city are you from?
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Lionel was a strange, entertaining little dog but he had some issues. :?
Of course he had issues- It's because you named him Lionel! :green:
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Put your dog down and thrust your pelvis.... uh... thrust your pelvis ...uh :lol:, sorry you gotta love duckman.
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Of course he had issues- It's because you named him Lionel! :green:
I totally agree with you! In fairness, the dog came with the name. My wife went to animal control to look at some dogs and came home with an arthretic, neurotic, nine year old Pommenarian with a heart condition. He had a skin disease and they cut his hair like a lion, hence the name Loin-el (I'm guessing because why would anyone name a dog Lionel?).
We nursed him back to health, put him on some doggie meds and lots of love, and he gave us 7 years of entertainment. He couldn't catch a frisbee or a ball, couldn't run fast, was involved in a strange relationship with a male cat, eventually had dimentia (no joke) and his heart condition finally caught up to him. In my life, I have never owned a dog I've loved more than little Lionel or one that I miss more since he passed away. Nevermind the fact that I could have bought a Porsche with the amount of money I spent on vet bills. :o He was nerdy and more than a bit odd. Maybe Lionel was the perfect name!