Joke of the Day

GentleBender · « **Reply #2782 on:** 1 Dec 2019, 12:43 pm »

He was one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

CanadianMaestro · « **Reply #2783 on:** 2 Dec 2019, 01:26 pm »

^ Lame.

Digi-G · « **Reply #2784 on:** 3 Dec 2019, 09:37 pm »

I went to the doctor the other day for a check up. The doctor says, G, you're going to have to stop masturbating. Rather alarmed I said "But... but why?" He said "Because you're moving around too much for me to do the exam".

thunderbrick · « **Reply #2785 on:** 15 Dec 2019, 04:24 pm »

mix4fix · « **Reply #2786 on:** 15 Dec 2019, 11:59 pm »

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

He was a fungi.

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Why did the fungi leave the party?

There wasn't mushroom.

richidoo · « **Reply #2787 on:** 16 Dec 2019, 02:44 am »

Russell Dawkins · « **Reply #2788 on:** 16 Dec 2019, 09:38 am »

...at least it's not one of these:

thunderbrick · « **Reply #2789 on:** 28 Dec 2019, 02:00 am »

What's the definition of an Irish husband?

He hasn't kissed his wife in 20 years but will kill the man that has.

weatherman1 · « **Reply #2790 on:** 28 Dec 2019, 06:04 am »

richidoo · « **Reply #2791 on:** 4 Jan 2020, 05:08 pm »

richidoo · « **Reply #2792 on:** 18 Jan 2020, 08:12 pm »

jhm731 · « **Reply #2793 on:** 19 Jan 2020, 12:36 am »

Russell Dawkins · « **Reply #2794 on:** 19 Jan 2020, 12:51 am »

Caption reads "You tend to overuse the exclamation point."

Letitroll98 · « **Reply #2795 on:** 7 Feb 2020, 02:03 pm »

mix4fix · « **Reply #2796 on:** 19 Feb 2020, 04:43 pm »

weatherman1 · « **Reply #2797 on:** 20 Feb 2020, 06:01 am »

richidoo · « **Reply #2798 on:** 7 Mar 2020, 11:01 pm »

mikeeastman · « **Reply #2799 on:** 8 Mar 2020, 02:09 pm »

YES!