No time to read books? Feh! If you have time to watch TV and surf the internet then you've got time to read books. If people aren't reading books its because they don't want to, not because of time constraints. I consider myself an extremely lazy book reader, but I still managed to read about five books within the past few months. You just have to find time to squeeze it in; on lunch breaks, while driving, during meetings…
I was going to suggest that Bob get a big spool of coax and run it from his neighbor's house, but the wireless is an even better idea. Then when they come to bust your balls for stealing cable you can beat them over the head with the fact that you were begging them to have it installed but they wouldn't do it.