Today's Smile

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veloceleste

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« Reply #60 on: 8 Apr 2021, 08:54 pm »



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« Reply #61 on: 8 Apr 2021, 09:40 pm »
Can you hide it in a case?  :lol:

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« Reply #63 on: 10 Apr 2021, 12:39 pm »



dflee

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« Reply #64 on: 10 Apr 2021, 01:26 pm »
What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a banjo and an Uzi?
Even an Uzi quits after fifty rounds.
What does a banjo and a mortar round have in common?
As soon as you hear them, it's too late.
Used to know a lot more of them.

Don

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #65 on: 10 Apr 2021, 11:07 pm »
the one and only song I enjoyed featuring the banjo...




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« Reply #66 on: 10 Apr 2021, 11:12 pm »



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mikeeastman

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« Reply #71 on: 12 Apr 2021, 11:04 am »



Craig B

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #72 on: 12 Apr 2021, 12:02 pm »
I left my banjo in the car last week. Someone broke in and left another one.

mikeeastman

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« Reply #73 on: 12 Apr 2021, 01:57 pm »
What is a perfect pitch in music? 

It's when you throw the banjo into the dumpster and it lands right on the accordion!

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« Reply #74 on: 12 Apr 2021, 05:35 pm »




veloceleste

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #75 on: 12 Apr 2021, 06:41 pm »
Why is everyone picking on the poor banjo?

Don_S

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« Reply #76 on: 12 Apr 2021, 06:55 pm »
Why is everyone picking on the poor banjo?

Because "picking" is what you do with a banjo.  :lol:

veloceleste

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« Reply #77 on: 12 Apr 2021, 07:39 pm »
Because "picking" is what you do with a banjo.  :lol:
Poor banjo, never been plucked.

GrooveControl

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #78 on: 12 Apr 2021, 10:46 pm »
Why is everyone picking on the poor banjo?

Because we ran out of air picking on the bagpipes. 

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« Reply #79 on: 12 Apr 2021, 11:12 pm »
Been putting the squeeze on the accordion...yeah I know it’s bad!