Today's Smile

charmerci · « **Reply #61 on:** 8 Apr 2021, 09:40 pm »

Can you hide it in a case?

dbAle · « **Reply #62 on:** 9 Apr 2021, 12:05 pm »

James Tanner · « **Reply #63 on:** 10 Apr 2021, 12:39 pm »

dflee · « **Reply #64 on:** 10 Apr 2021, 01:26 pm »

What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a banjo and an Uzi?
Even an Uzi quits after fifty rounds.
What does a banjo and a mortar round have in common?
As soon as you hear them, it's too late.
Used to know a lot more of them.

Don

GrooveControl · « **Reply #65 on:** 10 Apr 2021, 11:07 pm »

the one and only song I enjoyed featuring the banjo...

mikeeastman · « **Reply #66 on:** 10 Apr 2021, 11:12 pm »

FireGuy · « **Reply #67 on:** 11 Apr 2021, 12:51 pm »

James Tanner · « **Reply #68 on:** 11 Apr 2021, 03:11 pm »

mikeeastman · « **Reply #69 on:** 11 Apr 2021, 08:22 pm »

Mag · « **Reply #70 on:** 12 Apr 2021, 07:27 am »

James Tanner · « **Reply #71 on:** 12 Apr 2021, 11:04 am »

Craig B · « **Reply #72 on:** 12 Apr 2021, 12:02 pm »

I left my banjo in the car last week. Someone broke in and left another one.

mikeeastman · « **Reply #73 on:** 12 Apr 2021, 01:57 pm »

What is a perfect pitch in music?

It's when you throw the banjo into the dumpster and it lands right on the accordion!

GSDaudio · « **Reply #74 on:** 12 Apr 2021, 05:35 pm »

veloceleste · « **Reply #75 on:** 12 Apr 2021, 06:41 pm »

Why is everyone picking on the poor banjo?

Don_S · « **Reply #76 on:** 12 Apr 2021, 06:55 pm »

Quote from: veloceleste on 12 Apr 2021, 06:41 pm

Why is everyone picking on the poor banjo?

Because "picking" is what you do with a banjo.

veloceleste · « **Reply #77 on:** 12 Apr 2021, 07:39 pm »

Quote from: Don_S on 12 Apr 2021, 06:55 pm

Because "picking" is what you do with a banjo.

Poor banjo, never been plucked.

GrooveControl · « **Reply #78 on:** 12 Apr 2021, 10:46 pm »

Quote from: veloceleste on 12 Apr 2021, 06:41 pm

Why is everyone picking on the poor banjo?

Because we ran out of air picking on the bagpipes.

rodge827 · « **Reply #79 on:** 12 Apr 2021, 11:12 pm »

Been putting the squeeze on the accordion...yeah I know it’s bad!