Joke of the Day

S Clark · « **Reply #2980 on:** 7 Mar 2023, 03:58 am »

Quote from: jschwenker on 7 Mar 2023, 12:06 am

I was abducted by aliens.
They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables.
Turns out I was… on the mothership.

Cheers, John

This reads just like a Steven Wright joke.
I love his monotone humor.

fado · « **Reply #2981 on:** 7 Mar 2023, 04:01 am »

Finally got it.

fado · « **Reply #2982 on:** 7 Mar 2023, 04:03 am »

RE: The herbivorous joke - finally got it.

Letitroll98 · « **Reply #2983 on:** 7 Mar 2023, 10:47 am »

Quote from: fado on 7 Mar 2023, 04:03 am

RE: The herbivorous joke - finally got it.

Why was this so hard for everyone, I got it instantly. And not just you sir, everyone missed it, your post was just last and easiest to quote.

won ton on · « **Reply #2984 on:** 7 Mar 2023, 11:46 am »

Got it right away.....lol

jschwenker · « **Reply #2985 on:** 7 Mar 2023, 11:18 pm »

My nerdy friend just got a PhD in the history of palindromes.
Now we call him Dr. Awkward.

Cheers, John

jschwenker · « **Reply #2986 on:** 9 Mar 2023, 01:53 am »

I have managed to successfully weigh a rainbow.
Turns out it was… pretty light.

Cheers, John

jschwenker · « **Reply #2987 on:** 10 Mar 2023, 01:49 am »

A policeman stops a car…
Policeman: “Whose car is this, where are you taking it and what do you do for a living?”
Miner: “Mine.”

Cheers, John

jschwenker · « **Reply #2988 on:** 11 Mar 2023, 01:48 am »

Ate my last piece of cheese yesterday.
Today it is raining.
Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone.

Cheers, John

bside123 · « **Reply #2989 on:** 11 Mar 2023, 11:10 pm »

The inventor of the protractor died. He's with the angles now.

jschwenker · « **Reply #2990 on:** 12 Mar 2023, 01:45 am »

The inventor of the wind chill factor died recently.
He was 82 but felt like he was 64.

Cheers, John

mix4fix · « **Reply #2991 on:** 12 Mar 2023, 07:25 am »

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

bside123 · « **Reply #2992 on:** 12 Mar 2023, 02:17 pm »

Quote from: jschwenker on 12 Mar 2023, 01:45 am

The inventor of the wind chill factor died recently.
He was 82 but felt like he was 64.
Cheers, John

Cold! Then there's the recent invention of thought controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.

mix4fix · « **Reply #2993 on:** 12 Mar 2023, 06:16 pm »

What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley.

MttBsh · « **Reply #2994 on:** 12 Mar 2023, 07:48 pm »

Quote from: mix4fix on 12 Mar 2023, 06:16 pm

What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley.

I think you’ve gone too far…

bside123 · « **Reply #2995 on:** 12 Mar 2023, 08:17 pm »

What's congested and sings? Frank Snotra

mix4fix · « **Reply #2996 on:** 12 Mar 2023, 10:17 pm »

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a "fun-guy".

drummermitchell · « **Reply #2997 on:** 13 Mar 2023, 12:38 am »

I’ll bite,
A Mexican and a Black guy are opening up a new restaurant.
Having a hell of a time to figure out the name of their new restaurant as being partners it had to reflect both parties.
As I was walking up the street I came across them consulting each other in front of their new restaurant trying to agree on the new name.
As I approached them I asked what they were discussing,
As to the above they both replied that they could not agree upon a name that would represent both parties.
Helloooo I think it’s pretty simple and obvious...............

The one owner is Mexican and the other owner is Black,
So I suggested why not call the restaurant.......
NATCHO MAMMAS.

MttBsh · « **Reply #2998 on:** 13 Mar 2023, 01:31 am »

Or the French and Black guys' restaurant:
Chez What?

Scroof Neachy · « **Reply #2999 on:** 13 Mar 2023, 03:20 pm »