This is not a "meme" or joke, but the sad actual working of my increasingly-demented brain...
This morning I was standing in the smallest room in my house, vacantly staring down at the AARP magazine my wife had left lying on the tank. The headline on the front cover read "Slash Household Expenses by Thousands..." and I immediately thought "I'll have to read that. I wonder how much he (the GnR guitarist) spends on groceries?"
