How many forum* members does it take to change a light bulb? (*Disclaimer: Not THIS forum, but a few others we all know...)
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb' or 'light-bulb' and 6 more to condemn the first 6 as stupid.
23 to inform us all that this has nothing to do with hifi.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp.'
3 who claim they used to work in the industry and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
19 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/fluorescent light bulbs
24 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will fry your brains eventually.
36 to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 to post "I can't see anything" and post more pics of their own light bulbs.
8 to report the post or PM an admin because it's off topic…
4 to say "Didn't we go through this a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."
3 Admins ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
1 to announce that she’s leaving the group over the light bulb post
Another to reply that this isn't an airport, so no need to announce your departure...