Today's Smile

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Alain Arseneault

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« Reply #2682 on: 14 Jun 2024, 10:40 am »


Fondly remembers a long time ago, in a civilization far, far away, when my car's owner manual had instructions on how to adjust the valves - these days it tells people not to drink the battery fluid  :duh: :lol:

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Fondly remembers a long time ago, in a civilization far, far away, when my car's owner manual had instructions on how to adjust the valves - these days it tells people not to drink the battery fluid  :duh: :lol:

Be well...

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« Reply #2684 on: 14 Jun 2024, 12:43 pm »
Fondly remembers a long time ago, in a civilization far, far away, when my car's owner manual had instructions on how to adjust the valves - these days it tells people not to drink the battery fluid  :duh: :lol:

Be well...

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« Reply #2685 on: 14 Jun 2024, 07:04 pm »
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf.
 At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch.
 "Where do you wanna go?"
 "Hooters."
 "Why Hooters?"
"They have those servers with big boobs, tight shorts, and gorgeous legs."
 "You're on."
At age 42, they meet and play golf again.
"Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
 "Again? Why?"
"They have a cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."
"OK."
At age 52 they meet and play again.
"So where do you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters.
"Why?"
"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."
"OK."
At age 62 they meet again.
After a round of golf, one says, "Where do you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy.”
"Good choice"
At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."
"Great choice."
At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before."
"Okay, let’s give it a try."

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Multiply that by 25 and you have a real marching band.

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 :D :rotflmao:

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