I'm fat, but I identify as skinny. I'm Trans-slender.
I'm semi-fat, but I identify as someone who can do yoga. I'm trans-bender.
When I go to Capitol Audio Fest, I identify as person who will buy something from the VAC room. I'm trans-spender.
I identify as a chameleon. I'm trans-blender.
I identify as a British soap opera. I'm trans-East Enders.
I identify as a Pontiac muscled-sports car. I'm Trans-Am.
I work nights, but I identify as a morning person. I'm trans-A.M.
I identify as a supermarket. I'm trans-A&P.
I identify as a conjunction. I'm trans-and.