"I Ain't Talking About The Linen"

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Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #40 on: 1 Dec 2018, 11:45 pm »
A whole thread dedicated to mondegreens.  Nice.

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Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #41 on: 2 Dec 2018, 06:43 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW8UlrtcEac

"You got an erection
You got an erection, didn't you
You tickled my orchid
You tickled my orchid, and turned it blue"

0:20
1:35
2:25

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Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #42 on: 2 Dec 2018, 03:27 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hat1Hc9SNwE

"Oh I can't forget the semen, on your face as you was leaving"

0:25
2:02

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Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #43 on: 13 Jan 2019, 09:41 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

1:43 - 1:53

"as negro wrestlers, longing for some solitary company"

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Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #44 on: 14 Jan 2019, 08:11 pm »

“Donuts make my brown eyes blue.”

Russell Dawkins

Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #45 on: 15 Jan 2019, 06:31 am »
This are funny.

Here's one I heard wrong for a long time. Of couse, there was no web to check out lyrics, and it was radio so not the highest of fidelity.

"Sky Violence"  which made more sense than "Sky Violets".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOs3uIEyHaY&t=53s

... or Sky Pilots?

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Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #46 on: 15 Jan 2019, 06:36 am »
From one of the comments to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6nURYc5gsc

"Or, in the immortal words of Bob Dylan:
The ants are my friends
They're blowin' in the wind
The ants are a-blowin' in the wind!"

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Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #47 on: 15 Jan 2019, 08:41 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQER0A0ej0M

"f@ckin' 'ell"

2:58

(this one is faint mistake)

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Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #48 on: 24 Jan 2019, 09:06 am »

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Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #49 on: 14 Feb 2019, 06:57 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYcyacLRPNs

"Tony Danza, in my hand"
1:28
4:57

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza"
3:01
3:28
5:30
5:56

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Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #50 on: 21 Mar 2019, 06:35 pm »
This one is a commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqd41B-WAFo

"F@ck-it"

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Mag

Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #51 on: 29 Mar 2019, 12:07 pm »
My Sharona or My Skrotum. :scratch:

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Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #52 on: 29 Mar 2019, 04:45 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY

1:08
2:24

"It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me."

 :green:

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« Reply #53 on: 29 Mar 2019, 04:54 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY

1:08
2:24

"It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me."

 :green:

 :lol:

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Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #54 on: 23 Mar 2022, 08:16 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gOHvDP_vCs

"Go ahead, beat off with it"

(repeated chorus background)

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Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #55 on: 10 May 2023, 04:59 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-35W_FWCT9Q

3:09

"Now muscle sho has got the swamp butts"

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Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #56 on: 22 May 2023, 08:35 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5rQHoaQpTw

“she’s got electric boobs, a bowl of soup.”

1:06
2:11
3:17

Mag

Re: "I Ain't Talking About The Linen"
« Reply #57 on: 6 Jun 2023, 09:25 pm »
   Strumming my thing with his fingers? :o
 The actual words to Killing Me Softly:
Strumming my pain with his fingers