There was an old farmer who lived on a rock,
He stood in the meadow just shaking his…
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water and their hands on their…
Marbles and playthings and at half past 4
There came a young lady, she looked like a…
Pretty young creature, she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her….
Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she’d been learning a new way to…
Bring up her children so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling…
Refuse and litter from yesterday’s hunt.
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her…
Eyes at the fellow down by the dock.
He looked like a man with a sizable…
Home in the country with a big fence out front.
If he asked her politely she’d show him her…
Little pet dog who was subject to fits.
And maybe she’ll let him grab hold of her…
Small tender hands with a movement so quick.
And then she’d bend over and suck on his…
Candy so tasty made of butter scotch.
And then he spread whipped cream all over her….
Cookies that she had left out on a shelf.
If you think this is dirty you can go….
