Flue season

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thunderbrick

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Flue season
« on: 17 Jan 2014, 05:17 pm »
 
FLU SEASON
To avoid it...
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the lift, etc. Wash your hands often. If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around. Get lots of fresh air. Open doors & windows whenever possible.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
Get plenty of rest.

OR, take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?
They clean your arm with alcohol…

Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS

So...
I walk to the pub. (exercise)
I put lime in my vodka...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes and laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then I pass out. (rest)

The way I see it... If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you! REMEMBER:
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the a**!'
 


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Re: Flue season
« Reply #1 on: 17 Jan 2014, 05:53 pm »
You wrote this piece while sitting through another one of those endlessly boring, court ordered AA meetings, didn't you? Very creative.

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Re: Flue season
« Reply #2 on: 17 Jan 2014, 06:25 pm »
You wrote this piece while sitting through another one of those endlessly boring, court ordered AA meetings, didn't you? Very creative.

No, I copied it from a buddy while we were at an endlessly boring time at the office.