Tweeted by people who appeared less than enthralled by the recently announced line-up for this year's Glastonbury Festival:
" Imagine you are seeing Mumford & Sons at Glastonbury by throwing a mandolin at a blender in a room full of Guardian readers..."
" Glastonbury is based on an ancient Druid festival where elders would gather to feast and listen to the Rolling Stones play on the Main Stage "
D.D.