Josh,
Don't feel alone - I'm as perplexed as you are. I'm dying to see the explanation (although I assume it's a sarcastic way of saying that you should dump vinyl, and devote all your time to digital playback). But that's a huge guess. It's also possible he's suggesting you table is not modern enough, but that's highly doubtful, as your Teres is held in very high esteem.
Color me confused.
Kevin