An airplane took off bound for Dallas. As the flight progressed a blond woman left her seat in coach and moved to 1st class. One of the cabin crew noticed the move and asked the blond woman to return to her original seat. The blonde replied "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Dallas." When she couldn't get the woman to move, another member of the crew asked the blonde to move. The blonde replied "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Dallas." Finally the pilot was asked to intervene. "Don't worry" he said. "My wife's blonde so I know how to handle this". He went over to the blonde passenger and whispered in her ear. Immediately the blonde got up and returned to her original seat in coach. "What did you say to her?" inquired one of the cabin crew. The pilot said, "I just told her 1st class didn't go to Dallas."
