Joke of the Day

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jschwenker

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3480 on: 29 Nov 2025, 09:22 pm »
There are some advantages to being this age.

People will often stand and offer you their seat.

It’s very nice on the bus. A little creepy in the men’s room, though.

mix4fix

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3481 on: 30 Nov 2025, 11:59 pm »
How do we know that Santa is a man?

He shows up late, eats your cookie, empties his sack,  comes only once, calls you a "ho, and leaves while you are asleep.

jschwenker

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3482 on: 4 Dec 2025, 03:50 pm »
“Enquiring" minds want to know:

What’s the cheese to whizz ratio in Cheese Whizz?