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Music and Media => The Cinema => Topic started by: mix4fix on 3 Mar 2024, 09:46 pm
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What are some of your favorite TV show quotes?
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“You know people think you are this weird robot man who’s so annoying all the time and you totally are. But then it’s like that movie Wall-E at the end. You’re so full of love and you can save a plant and get fat people out of their floaty chairs.”
The Big Bang Theory
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Serenity Now!!
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And loving it!
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"These are the pawns, they are like the soldiers" - The Wire.
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Ayyyy and Sit on it..... Happy Days
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Get Smart
"Would you believe..."
"Sorry about that Chief."
" Missed it by that much."
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"One of these days, one of these days, pow, right in the kisser!"
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"Who...in the green hell, are you? Oh, no you-no-no-no, don't answer that, the Rock knows who you are! Oh yeah, the Rock knows exactly who you are! The green shirt, 'H' on your chest, green mask...why, you're the Hamburglar! Yeah, you're that cat that works for McDonald's! Go get me a cheeseburger, go get the Rock a cheeseburger, no ketchup! Ah-ah-ah, as a matter of fact, no-no, don't go nowhere! The Rock knows exactly who you are, yeah! Yeah, you're the resident superhero, the Hurricane! The Rock knows who you are, my man, yeah; don't you ever bust in the Rock's door like that again, you hear? Hey, but what's more importantly than that, let the Rock remind you of something: you ain't nothin'. You understand that? Every superhero can whip that ass, every single one of 'em! EVERY single one of 'em! Superman, Batman, Aquaman, oh yeah, Aquaman, that dude that talks to the fish, he'll whip that little candy ass, just like that!"
WWE Raw
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Book’em Dano murder one!
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"And now for something completely different."
Monty Python’s Flying Circus
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"Hold on, that is the throb of a turbocharged flat-four engine... A sound which all over the world heralds the immanent arrival of a moron."
Top Gear
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"Just the facts, ma'am. "
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"You bet your sweet bippy." "Sock it to me." Laugh-in. Circa 1968
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"Hold on, that is the throb of a turbocharged flat-four engine... A sound which all over the world heralds the immanent arrival of a moron."
Top Gear
Hahaha, oh Richard and his love of Subawoos.
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George-
“I think it moved..?”
Seinfeld
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Seinfeld:
George “I was in the pool”
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"Come On Down!"
"We Can Rebuild Him"
"Warp 9, Engage!"
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"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Brown!"
"IT'S ORANGE!!!!!!"
The Grand Tour
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"Say, doc, are you trying to get yourself in trouble with the law? This ain't wabbit huntin' season."
"It's not?"
"No, it's duck huntin' season".
"That, sir, is an in-mitigated frab-rication. It's wabbit season."
"Duck season."
"Wabbit season."
"Duck season."
"Wabbit season."
"Duck season."
"Wabbit season."
"Wabbit season."
"Duck season."
"Wabbit season."
"I say it's duck season. And I say fire."
Looney Tunes
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"Good morning, slut!"
The Big Bang Theory
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"I saw a UFO once, man. It was just hanging there in the sky. Then it sent me a message, in big bright yellow letters. I told me I was gonna have a good year."
That '70s Show
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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own.,"
Mythbusters
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"Hey, if you got a second - stop staring at my boobs!"
2 Broke Girls
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“It’s a dog eat dog world and I’m wearing Milkbone underwear”. - Norm
Cheers,
Scott
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"Section 12, launch bay alpha, stand by to launch fighter probe."
"Acknowledged. Input recorded and functioning."
"Vector coordinates coded and transferred, acknowledge?"
"Acknowledged. Ready to launch."
"Core systems, transferring control to probe craft, launch when ready."
Battlestar Galactica
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"You're a doctor and Mom's a lawyer, and you're both successful in everything and that's great! But maybe I was born to be a regular person and have a regular life. If you weren't a doctor, I wouldn't love you less, because you're my dad. So rather than feeling disappointed because I'm not like you, maybe you should accept who I am and love me anyway, because I'm your son."
"Theo... that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life! No wonder you get D's in everything! You're afraid to try because you're afraid your brain is going to explode and it's going to ooze out of your ears. Now I'm telling you, you are going to try as hard as you can. And you're going to do it because I said so. I am your father. I brought you into this world, and I'll take you out!"
The Cosby Show
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"I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl."
Newhart
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"Who you calling ugly, sucker?"
"I'm calling you ugly, I could push your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies."
Sanford and Son
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"New medical research shows that men and women have different food cravings, men preferring meat and women preferring sweets. Scientists trace this back to caveman days, when men had to go out and hunt for food while women sat on their fat asses eating chocolates."
Saturday Night Live
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"Who are safer drivers? Men or women? Well, according to a new survey, 55% of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor fender-benders, while 78% blame men for most fatal crashes. Please note that the percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to 100% because the math was done by a woman."
"For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be uh noted that that joke was written by a woman. So, now you don't know what the hell to do, do ya? Nah, I'm just kidding. We don't hire women."
Saturday Night Live