Do your brain a favor and skip this assault to the senses. The promos for this film lead one to believe that "Kingsman" will be something like "The Avengers" or a lighter version of the latest James Bond series. Instead, this film is a really bad conglomeration of "Kill Bill" (a film I enjoyed) and "Kick Ass" (one I considerable passable entertainment). It is truly atrocious. Michael Cain is once again cashing a check and sleepwalking through his role. While poor Colin Firth I'm sure regrets wasting six months of his life on is really little more than a juvenile snuff film. I'd certainly like to have my two hours back.