[J Fallows]

It could be trouble when you get a call to go interview from...BRIANNA 
Got half way through the interview until I discovered that she had someone else's application.
I had to chuckle when she asked me "What can you add to the organization"

True story.  Funny and sad, both.

[J Fallows]

[thunderbrick]

 

[craig223]

Hey, I work there!  Here is an email from our accounting manager to our owner last Thursday:

"-----,
         
          I will need to leave the office around 12:10 to attend ----- and -----’s Award Ceremonies.  -----’s is at 12:30 and -----’s is at 2:00, I will come back as soon as their award programs are over.  (There last day of school is tomorrow)

Thanks
-----"

3rd grade language arts skills not required for position!

[J Fallows]

Well, Ihad rthe titleof the thread mispelled.

[JerryM]

[thunderbrick]

Years ago I was recruited for a position in the Army Reserves.
The dumb-ass (LTC) interviewer kept telling me I wasn't qualified and that the other applicant was a West Point grad.   He concluded the interview by saying not to feel bad if I didn't get the job because "the other guy is a West Pointer."

I figured "ahhh, what the hell!"  Shook his hand, looked him straight in the eye, and said "Well, sir, if I were you I wouldn't hold that against him."   

[J Fallows]

Edit:


Almost perfect.

Honesty, yes.
Terminal Candor