[thunderbrick]

A man boarded a plane with six kids.   After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours ? "
He replied,  " No. I work for a condom company.   These are customer complaints. "

[FullRangeMan]

Three secret agents, a North American, a Russian and a Canadian travel on an airplane on the run when the fuel runs out, the pilot announces that there are only two parachutes on board.
So he will ask questions and who make mistakes...
1º question:
Comrade American which day and place of the first atomic explosion?
Resp.: Hiroshima, 06Ago1945.
2º question:
Comrade Russian, location and day of the second atomic explosion?
Resp.: Nagasaki, 09Ago1945.
3º question.:
Comrade Canadian, name and address of all the victims ...