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Community => Non-audio hobbies and interests => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: J Fallows on 2 Jun 2013, 12:04 am

Title: Job Search Humour
Post by: J Fallows on 2 Jun 2013, 12:04 am

It could be trouble when you get a call to go interview from...BRIANNA  :D
Got half way through the interview until I discovered that she had someone else's application.
I had to chuckle when she asked me "What can you add to the organization"

True story.  Funny and sad, both.

Title: Re: Job Search Humour
Post by: J Fallows on 3 Jun 2013, 12:18 pm

(http://www.audiocircle.com/image.php?id=81625)

Title: Re: Job Search Humour
Post by: thunderbrick on 3 Jun 2013, 12:33 pm

 :duh: :banghead:

Title: Re: Job Search Humour
Post by: craig223 on 3 Jun 2013, 01:34 pm

Hey, I work there!  Here is an email from our accounting manager to our owner last Thursday:

"-----,
         
          I will need to leave the office around 12:10 to attend ----- and -----’s Award Ceremonies.  -----’s is at 12:30 and -----’s is at 2:00, I will come back as soon as their award programs are over.  (There last day of school is tomorrow)

Thanks
-----"

3rd grade language arts skills not required for position!

Title: Re: Job Search Humour
Post by: J Fallows on 3 Jun 2013, 01:57 pm

Well, Ihad rthe titleof the thread mispelled. :D

Title: Re: Job Search Humour
Post by: JerryM on 3 Jun 2013, 07:34 pm

(http://www.lolzhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/934993_558313840901359_22652886_n.jpg)

Title: Re: Job Search Humour
Post by: thunderbrick on 3 Jun 2013, 08:44 pm

Years ago I was recruited for a position in the Army Reserves.
The dumb-ass (LTC) interviewer kept telling me I wasn't qualified and that the other applicant was a West Point grad.   He concluded the interview by saying not to feel bad if I didn't get the job because "the other guy is a West Pointer."

I figured "ahhh, what the hell!"  Shook his hand, looked him straight in the eye, and said "Well, sir, if I were you I wouldn't hold that against him."   :finger:

Title: Re: Job Search Humour
Post by: J Fallows on 4 Jun 2013, 02:09 am

Edit:
(http://www.audiocircle.com/image.php?id=81653)

Almost perfect.

Honesty, yes.
Terminal Candor