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Are blondes really dumb? You be the judge.

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decal

Are blondes really dumb? You be the judge.
« on: 23 Apr 2013, 03:28 am »





 
Last year my neighbor replaced all the windows in her house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. 
Today,she told me that she got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and she still hadn't paid for them. 
She said,"Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him."
She went on to tell me, "There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot."

 
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« Reply #1 on: 23 Apr 2013, 03:31 am »
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« Reply #2 on: 23 Apr 2013, 03:54 am »
A blind guy walks into a bar and taps his way up to the bar and orders a drink.

He says, "hey bartender. Do you want to hear a blond joke?".

The bartender repliers, "I don't think that's such a good idea. I am an ex professional boxer and I'm blond. The gentleman next to you is a professional wrestler, and his girlfriend is a body builder, and they're both blond. Are  you sure you still want to tell that blond joke?".

The blind guy responds, "I guess not, I don't want to have to explain it 3 times".
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WireNut

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« Reply #3 on: 23 Apr 2013, 04:31 am »
I personally believe such as this is my favorite.
Miss teen 2007 South Carolina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

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decal

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« Reply #4 on: 23 Apr 2013, 01:18 pm »

^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^





No, come to think of it, it's pretty sad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #5 on: 23 Apr 2013, 01:27 pm »
Her parents must be really proud.  Wonder if they could find anything on a map?  Or :duh: if they know what a map is?   

And why doesn't the guy with the microphone just slap her?    :scratch:
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jtsnead

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« Reply #6 on: 23 Apr 2013, 01:37 pm »
Why do blondes smile during a lightning storm?

Because they think they are having there picture taken
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« Reply #7 on: 23 Apr 2013, 01:44 pm »
Quote from: FULLRANGEMAN on 23 Apr 2013, 03:31 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX2Qfv5O634

Hi FULLRANGEMAN and all Audio Circle members.

THIS IS GOOD !  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Guy 13
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« Reply #8 on: 23 Apr 2013, 01:45 pm »
Quote from: jtsnead on 23 Apr 2013, 01:37 pm
Why do blondes smile during a lightning storm?

Because they think they are having there picture taken


It's their not there. :roll: :)
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PMAT

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« Reply #9 on: 23 Apr 2013, 02:14 pm »
Let us not rescue our brother's words or diction or we shall shipwreck on English Reef.
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« Reply #10 on: 23 Apr 2013, 02:24 pm »
Quote from: rajacat on 15 Apr 2013, 03:54 am
Lot's of incidents can affect one's play.

It's Lots not Lot's.  :roll: :)

Quote from: rajacat on 11 Mar 2013, 06:10 pm
Australia, which is a very sunny country, has the highest rate of ski cancer in the world.

It's skin not ski.  :roll: :)

Etcetera.   :wink:
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« Reply #11 on: 23 Apr 2013, 02:53 pm »
Ha, ha you cot me their. :duh: :)
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Re: Are blondes really dumb? You be the judge.
« Reply #12 on: 23 Apr 2013, 02:54 pm »

Even in the animal kingdom .............  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DB4_TGCXw
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« Reply #13 on: 23 Apr 2013, 03:02 pm »
C'mon, man!

When they look like that (pic in OP's post), blonde is just icing on the cake!  :drool: :drool:

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« Reply #14 on: 23 Apr 2013, 03:10 pm »
Quote from: Goosepond on 23 Apr 2013, 03:02 pm
C'mon, man!

When they look like that (pic in OP's post), blonde is just icing on the cake!  :drool: :drool:

Gene
Very true, if I marry again she will be a blonde, real blonde not hair painted.
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WireNut

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« Reply #15 on: 23 Apr 2013, 04:31 pm »
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« Reply #16 on: 23 Apr 2013, 05:56 pm »
Do blondes tell blonde jokes!

Whadda ya think? :scratch:

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Cheeseboy

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« Reply #17 on: 23 Apr 2013, 06:47 pm »
Why are blond jokes so short?

So guys on Audiocircle can remember them.
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