[JakeJ]

OK, I'll cut my price in half 'cuz mine are cheap copies.  All patents claimed are null and void per ipso facto delirium equalitis.  There, I used a bunch of phony Latin legalese to cover my derriere   
Oops, looks like there's another copy on the market from Marciniak Spoofs, Inc.

[turkey]

Sometimes I think you have _way_ too much spare time. 

[nathanm]

Well, I do have a tube-powered computer, so it does run faster than normal!   I put it in ultralinear for graphics and in triode when doing word processing.

[turkey]

Well, I do have a tube-powered computer, so it does run faster than normal!   I put it in ultralinear for graphics and in triode when doing word processing.

It's much better the other way around. Graphics become more visually appealing and text flows better.

How many MHHz is your tube computer?









(My Head Hertz)

[nathanm]

Surely you jest, sir!  Are there really people who actually prefer ultralinear mode for word processing?  I find that hard to believe. But hey, to each their own if such a loony exists.

MHz?  Nah, I don't believe in measurements.  But it feels like it has a whole lot of megahertz.

[JimJ]