Joke of the Day

2bigears · « **Reply #2502 on:** 20 Jan 2019, 02:03 am »

250 million a day ,, every girls dream. MTGTOW.......ha.

Rocket_Ronny · « **Reply #2503 on:** 20 Jan 2019, 04:27 am »

Schick had the same type of commercials but have removed them from the internet.

I use Braun. Plugging it in makes me feel Manley.

Rocket Ronny

Mudslide · « **Reply #2504 on:** 20 Jan 2019, 05:19 am »

Quote from: dbeau on 13 Jan 2019, 08:17 pm

Another like the OK vs. Tx cowboy difference joke:
Difference is that in Oklahoma the bull shit is on the outside of the boots.

You know why Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf?

Because Oklahoma sucks.

(Told to me by my Baylor educated cardiologist!)

Mudslide · « **Reply #2505 on:** 20 Jan 2019, 05:38 am »

Organized people are just too lazy to look for stuff.

I.Greyhound Fan · « **Reply #2506 on:** 20 Jan 2019, 01:29 pm »

Quote from: Mudslide on 20 Jan 2019, 05:19 am

You know why Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf?

Because Oklahoma sucks.

(Told to me by my Baylor educated cardiologist!)

Here are a few more OK Tx rivalry jokes-

Do you know why Oklahoma is so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows.

Oklahoma is getting a new Zoo, they are putting a fence around Texas

jhm731 · « **Reply #2507 on:** 20 Jan 2019, 08:03 pm »

thunderbrick · « **Reply #2508 on:** 21 Jan 2019, 12:18 am »

A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village .
None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur....!!!!!"
One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing.
The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career....!!!!
The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from the school & even moved to another town...!!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease...! All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform...
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful...
When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her!.. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died..!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw Arthur, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his Hoover..!!
Don't tell me you thought that Arthur became a fuckin' Doctor..???