Swedish Death Cleaning

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Bob2

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Swedish Death Cleaning
« on: 24 Apr 2023, 04:57 pm »
In an effort to make things easier for our kids when we pass, we have been ridding our attic of un-needed things.
So this book is my Karma offering for today.



As the title indicates it's all about that stuff inside tubes that does its voodoo to whatever passes through.
Contains enough theory to make your head spin so I'm certain everyone could use a bit of that.
Open only to those that are in the lower 48 states.

Pick a number from 0 to 875. Random number generator will reveal the wining number May 15th, 2023.
I will send pm for shipping info once the winner is determined.

Thanks for looking!

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Re: Swedish Death Cleaning
« Reply #1 on: 24 Apr 2023, 05:06 pm »
Is that negative numbers?

264 or -264

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Re: Swedish Death Cleaning
« Reply #2 on: 24 Apr 2023, 05:13 pm »
I updated that. My apologies.

Delta77

Re: Swedish Death Cleaning
« Reply #3 on: 24 Apr 2023, 05:29 pm »
Thank you for the offering.
Can I have the number 559 please.

Delta

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Re: Swedish Death Cleaning
« Reply #4 on: 24 Apr 2023, 05:42 pm »
The morbid the merrier!
I'll take Lucky 13, please.

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Re: Swedish Death Cleaning
« Reply #5 on: 24 Apr 2023, 09:13 pm »
And I'll choose 143. Thanks!

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Re: Swedish Death Cleaning
« Reply #6 on: 24 Apr 2023, 10:16 pm »
Nice offering Bob. Good luck to all.  8)

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Re: Swedish Death Cleaning
« Reply #7 on: 24 Apr 2023, 11:22 pm »
Wow this is very exciting, thank you!

I would like number 666.

I wonder if pre-death cleaning is really a thing in Sweeden...

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Re: Swedish Death Cleaning
« Reply #8 on: 24 Apr 2023, 11:27 pm »
Me too, please.

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whydontumarryit

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Re: Swedish Death Cleaning
« Reply #9 on: 25 Apr 2023, 12:00 am »
What else did you find up there?

Not part of the 48.

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Re: Swedish Death Cleaning
« Reply #10 on: 15 May 2023, 05:08 pm »
We have a winner..... Number drawn was 57 so that makes SteveFord the luckiest person today.
Thanks to everyone that participated.

From this point going forward, send any questions you may have about tubes to Steve. :green:

Sorry, I just saw this today, There was a question from " whydontumarryit" "What else did you find up there?" Well, you asked for it, I found my Aunts Thong Bikini bottom, sizeXXXX. The book was resting on it. If you want that you will have to pay shipping. Because of the size and weight of it, a quick check with UPS: it's going to cost about $387.50 for a pallet and shipping. :o   Let me know.

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Re: Swedish Death Cleaning
« Reply #11 on: 15 May 2023, 08:40 pm »
Wow!
I will have to put something up shortly.

Let's hope that thong hasn't been washed prior to being put into storage and that vintage aroma has been preserved.

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Re: Swedish Death Cleaning
« Reply #12 on: 15 May 2023, 10:49 pm »
"Let's hope that thong hasn't been washed prior to being put into storage and that vintage aroma has been preserved."
Yeah, it's pretty smelly.... Smells like a shit house on a tuna boat. Don't ask how I know that.

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Re: Swedish Death Cleaning
« Reply #13 on: 17 May 2023, 07:47 pm »
Congrats Steve  8)  Thanks for the fine offering Bob  :thumb:  As to the thong, more info than I want to know.  :D

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Re: Swedish Death Cleaning
« Reply #14 on: 19 May 2023, 05:16 pm »
Glad I didn't win the thong.
It's here and I guess there's a test coming up late next week, I'm going to have to take notes with this one...
Thank you so much!

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Re: Swedish Death Cleaning
« Reply #15 on: 20 May 2023, 10:27 am »
You're welcome Steve. :thumb: