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Music and Media => The Cinema => Topic started by: Mag on 22 Feb 2024, 07:46 pm
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Go ahead make my day! Dirty Harry
Do you feel lucky punk? Dirty Harry
A man has got to know his limitations. Dirty Harry
I used everything I had! Cobra
You couldn't close an umbrella. Smokey & the Bandit
There is no way you came from my loins. Smokey & the Bandit
Does anyone else think I @$%! up? Under Siege 2
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I'll be back - The Terminator
We're gonna need a bigger boat - Jaws
My Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates - Forrest Gump
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"Speak into the microphone, squid brain!" - Gary Busey in Point Break
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"You talking to me " ,"What do you mean ? You People ? "
charles
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"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
The Treasure of Sierra Madre (1948)
"HEY STELLA! HEY STELLA!"
A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
"No, I am your father"
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"
Airplane (1980)
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"Inconceivable" - The Princess Bride
"The dude abides" - The Big Lebowski
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Pappi, I'm so hungry I smell chicken. Elvis, go get the squirrelly rifle while I fire up the oven.
Hey Mister, do you have a match? Much obliged.
Pappi, what do TNT spell?
Chicken Hawks-Foghorn Leghorn cartoon
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"Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye Seattle."
Roxanne
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Inspector Clouseau checks into a hotel. On his way to his room, he sees a small shaggy dog sitting on the ground. "Does your dog bite?," Clouseau asks the man at the desk. The man says no, so Clouseau stoops to pet the dog, who immediately chomps down on his glove.
"I thought you said you dog did not bite," Clouseau says. "That is not my dog," says the innkeeper.
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"Using the whole fist, Doc?" Fletch
(https://www.audiocircle.com/image.php?id=261727)
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"Get busy living or get busy dying" - The Shawshank Redemption
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Every dog has his day. (Tony Montana, Scarface)
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"Terrific. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax."
The Last Starfighter
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"I'm your sister! I'm your sister!
"You're my sister!"
Joe Dirt
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"Stand up miss Jean Louise, your father is passing". To Kill a Mockingbird
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"Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan."
The Hunt For Red October
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Thunderball (1965)
Fiona Volpe driving a Mustang convertible collects James Bond at a lone country road and takes him back to Nassau, driving at high speeds.
Fiona : Some men just don't like to be driven.
Bond : No, some men just don't like to be taken for a ride.
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The groggy spy wakes up from being drugged.
Bond Girl: Hello, I'm Pussy Galore.
Bond: And I must be dreaming.
Goldfinger
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"Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy"....
The Outlaw Josey Wales
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I didn't surrender neither, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
Outlaw Josie Wales
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I'm a zit...get it?
Bluto from Animal House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOubhaMMf_M
George
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First line of the movie: —Saigon shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHPB4cktBWI
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Con Air
"Put the bunny...back in the box".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL5xynZahRQ
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“Old age is not for Sissies”, by Bette Davis. "The expression emphasizes that aging is not a straightforward journey. It requires a willingness to confront the inevitable challenges of advancing years". Oh how I know this to be so very true. At 71, life these days is full of surprises.
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"Cause, remember: no matter where you go, ... there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. " - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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"Fucking waste of ammo...must be the chick thing" from "Alien: Resurrection".
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"Can I raise a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow?"
https://youtu.be/OGSSe1voBz0?feature=shared
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"Aw, that's no ordinary rabbit..."
https://youtu.be/XcxKIJTb3Hg?feature=shared
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
Clerks
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"Come on! 1000 miles on one wheel? We're trying to win a race, not set a record!"
Cannonball Run
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"Aw, that's no ordinary rabbit..."
https://youtu.be/XcxKIJTb3Hg?feature=shared
:lol:
"Run away! Run away!"
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"CHARLIE DON'T SURF !!"
https://youtu.be/1PzfbIIwvU0?feature=shared
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"You know how to whistle don't you, Steve...."
https://youtu.be/MheNUWyROv8?feature=shared
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"I want you to hold it between your knees"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdIXrF34Bz0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdIXrF34Bz0)
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Hunchback- Well well well if it isn't the Smoker. Remember me, El Paso?
Colonel- Small world
Hunchback- and very nasty. Go ahead, light a match.
Colonel- Come back in 10 minutes, I usually smoke just after I eat.
Hunchback- In 10 minutes you'll be smokin' in Hell!
For a Few Dollars More
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"I want you to hold it between your knees"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdIXrF34Bz0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdIXrF34Bz0)
Yep, that one's on the list. :D
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Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I says, “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.”
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Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I says, “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.”
Love that movie. When I saw this topic, I immediately thought of:
Wang Chi: Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run.
Jack Burton: May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
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"Oh, God. I hope that was a fart."
Up In Smoke
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3 Amigos (1986)
"Well we could take a walk and you could kiss me on the veranda"
Chevy Chase "The lips will be fine"
https://youtu.be/4ipGbyhypqs?feature=shared
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“Why'd you pay for that drink? A wise guy never pays for his drinks.”
Donnie Brasco
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"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. " - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
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Assumption is the Mother of all $%!@ ups.- Under Siege 2
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He slimed me
Ghostbusters
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From Predator
Arnold thrusts a knife blade through the chest of a combatant and it travels through and pierces a wooden post.
Arnold looks him in the eyes and says
STICK AROUND
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”Kids stab, girls shoot, boys punch. Grown-ups fight with their heads, that’s where the real battle is. Right here, in the gray.”
"The Gentleman"
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"Are you gonna draw them pistols or whistle dixie"? Outlaw Josie Wales.
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Do you like gladiator movies Billy? Airplane
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"He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!"
Despicable Me
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“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”
Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Revenge of the Nerds
"That's my pie"
"We got Bush"
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"Every time I come in the kitchen your in the kitchen, in the G-dam refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food, all the Chicken, all the pigs feet, all the Collar Greens, all the Hog Mosse, I want some of those chittlins, I love pigs feet."
Friday
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"Hold up on that car wash gentlemen. Come here son. THUMP..! You look tired son , rest yourself.
You punks look tuckered out too. THUMP..! Thats an attention-getter."
"Alright now, you boys just sit here and watch the car. There might be some vandals around who might want to steal somethin'. So you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car until one of my associates arrive. AND don't go home, don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself, it wouldn't look nice on my highway."
Jackie Gleason - Smokey and the Bandit
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(https://www.audiocircle.com/image.php?id=261955)
"He IS the Kwisatz Haderach"
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I'm, kind of, considered fairly dangerous myself.
The Accountant 2016
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"What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
Animal House
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You’re killing me Smalls. You’re killing me.
The Sand Lot
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When presented with the argument that one should cut through all laws to combat the Devil, Sir Thomas More said,"This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, Man's laws, not God's! And if you cut them down, and you're just the man to do it, do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!"
From "A Man For All Seasons".
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"Listen, Sherlock. While you were tucked away up here working on your ethics, I was out there busting my hump in the REAL world. And the reason guys like you got a place to teach is 'cause guys like me donate buildings."
Back To School
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Pretty much anything from Young Frankenstein!
-Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor. [He pronounces it Ee-gor]
Igor: No, it's pronounced "Eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "Ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?
-Inga: Hallo. Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay?
-Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Then you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby... Normal.
-Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.
Igor: What hump?
-Inga: In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.
-Inga: Werewolf!
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
Igor: I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
Igor: Suit yourself. I'm easy.
-Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Put... the candle... back!
-Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers!
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.
-Igor: Wait, Master, it might be dangerous... you go first.
-Frau Blücher: Would the doctor care for a... brandy before retiring?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No. Thank you.
Frau Blücher: Some varm milk... perhaps?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... thank you very much. No thanks.
Frau Blücher: Ovaltine?
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"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No. Have you?"
Aliens
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"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I *love* the Corps!"
Aliens
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"Welcome to Scotland"
Skyfall
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I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue. Airplane (again)
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Do or do not, there is no try! (Yoda)
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Almost any line from "The Maltese Falcon."
Sam Spade handing Wilmer's guns back to Gutman and saying "A crippled newsy took them away but I made him give 'em back."
Brigid O'Shaughnessy, "I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad. Worse than you could know." Sam Spade replies, "You know, that's good because if you were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere."
From "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre"
Goldhat- "Badges? We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you no stinking badges!"
From "Casablanca"
Ughati to Mr. Rick- "You despise me, don't you?" Rick replies, "Well if I gave you any thought I probably would".
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"Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?"
"You've seen him too?"
"Who is he?"
"Hollyfeld."
"Why does he keep going into our closet?"
"Why do you keep going into our closet?"
"To get my clothes - but that's not why he goes in there."
"Of course not, he's twice your size - your clothes would never fit him."
"Yeah..."
"Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me? Thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?"
Real Genius
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“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” Animal House
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Rodnet Dangerfield in "Caddyshack".
"Bring us a cocktail every 15 minutes until we're drunk. Then bring us one every 5 minutes.
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"Let’s have a bachelor party, with chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and booze!"
Bachelor Party
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“I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douchebag, but that’s in Ohio.”
Revenge Of The Nerds
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"No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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"I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s&ab_channel=hamnoj (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s&ab_channel=hamnoj)
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"This one time, at band camp..."
American Pie
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"What's happening, hot stuff?"
Sixteen Candles
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they let anyone into this century - Simon Phoenix
Demolition Man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eG9ZKA_OgM
:rotflmao:
(BTW, I really like ABBA, but find this line hilarious!)
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"I didn't know your name was Alex, Man." Up in Smoke
https://youtu.be/z8P3fEAtDg0?feature=shared
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"This communication is being monitored. The connection has been broken for reasons of national security. You will be briefed at the appropriate time. Thank you for your cooperation, Mrs. Stone."
The Andromeda Strain
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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Dr Strangelove
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"In Texas, they lynch Negroes."
The Great Debaters
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"That must be exhausting." The Dude
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You talking to me ?
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“He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.”"
The Jerk
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Gotta be Dirty Harry:
"I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, [/size]you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
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From Brazil.
"My complications had complications."
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Intern " Are you sure you're not sexually active" Female patient "No I just lie there"
White Coats
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"I'm sorry to bother you, I should have called first."
"No, no, I was just watching a ball game. Come on in."
"I was wondering if... how'd you would feel about my taking you to dinner tonight."
"Are you asking me out on a date?"
"No..."
"It sounded like you were asking me out on a date."
"I wasn't."
"I've been asked out on dates before, and that's what it sounded like."
"Do you like seafood? I know a good seafood place."
A Few Good Men
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"I look at you and I see two men: the man you are, and the man you ought to be. Someday those two will meet. Should make for a hell of a football player.”
The Replacements
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"Wally, did you hire an Assistant Coach without telling me?"
"No, I found a Quarterback without telling you."
"Well, I hope he gets younger as he gets closer."
Necessary Roughness
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“He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.”"
The Jerk
This movie is still so quotable. I remember when I moved out of my parents house, my dad quoted the whole scene where Navin is moving out. So good.
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"You shouldn't touch the ordnance at all. But more specifically, you should never pull this hand-operating lever to the rear."
"Never."
"Do not push a clip of ammunition down into the feed rollers here."
"No, sir, never."
"You never restore this lever to firing position. Do not make sure that this cover is completely closed."
"No, sir.:
"Never depress operator's foot triggers here, here and at the rear here."
1941
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"Ah, I shoulda known you was at this Party, and ya know, with all that Jheri Curl juice you got in your hair, you better not Ever do a crime. The police won't have any problem finding you. "Follow the drip, follow the drip.""
House Party
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"You're 5 foot nothin', 100 and nothin', and you have barely a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best college football players in the land for 2 years. And you're gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this life, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself. And after what you've gone through, if you haven't done that by now, it ain't gonna never happen. Now go on back."
Rudy
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"I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!"
Secondhand Lions
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"I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!"
Secondhand Lions
Apology of war, banalization of murders, attempt to obtain honor with murders in war.
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From: Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Paraphrasing. Lon Chaney Jr says “Please lock me in my room. In an hour when the full moon rises, I’ll turn into a wolf!”
Lou Costello replies, “Yeah, you and twenty million other guys!”
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"Whoa! My momma dead! Now I gotta cut ya! That's the rule, cut ya, cut ya."
House Party 3
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dont know the exact lines but the exchange between Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken in True Romance is epic. as is "what is this? white boy day?" by Gary Oldman. love that movie!
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“You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once, once.”
Johnny Dangerously
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"I've never seen a... pilgrim... who could use a staff the way you did."
"Ah, but sir; all pilgrims share a deep love of life; especially their own!”
The Beastmaster
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"Well... sure, we hadn't... We haven't worked out how to corner yet. Or stay cool. Or stay on the ground. And a lot of stuff broke. In fact, the only thing that didn't break was the brakes. Hell, right now, we don't even know if our paint job will last the whole 24 hours."
[pause]
"But our last lap... we clocked 218 miles an hour down the Mulsanne Straight. Now, in all his years of racing... old Enzo ain't never seen anything move that fast. And now he knows, without a doubt, we're faster than he is. Even with the wrong driver... and all the committees. And that's what he's thinking about while he's sitting in Modena, Italy, right now. That man is scared to death... that this year, you actually might be smart enough to start trusting me. So, yeah. I say you got Ferrari exactly where you want him. You're welcome."
Ford v Ferrari
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"We've had men in those silos since before any of you guys were watching "Howdy Doody"! Now I myself sleep pretty well knowing those boys are down there."
Wargames
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"The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."
"Don't... don't care?"
"It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Eight bosses."
"Eight?"
"Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired."
Office Space
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"Do you swear on the Constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"
"Ain't no thing."
"Would you describe in your own words, what happened that night?"
"Check it, bleed. Bro... was on! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Home. So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runaway like a mother. Shit."
Airplane 2
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I'm not dead yet......Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
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Fun thread. After reading through my brain spat this out:
From Who Framed Roger Rabbit-
Jessica Rabbit:
You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.
Eddie Valiant:
You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
Jessica Rabbit:
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Or how about:
“We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally more irritating.” – Monty Python
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Caddy shack:
Danny Noonan: I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but it looks like my folks won’t have enough money to put me through college.
Judge Smails: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
Al Czervik: Oh, this is your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.