Today's Smile

mikeeastman · « **Reply #261 on:** 24 Jul 2021, 05:47 pm »

Husband's call:
"Honey it's me.

I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital.

They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.

The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury.

However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."

Wife's Response:
"Who is Paula?"

weatherman1 · « **Reply #262 on:** 26 Jul 2021, 04:57 am »

James Tanner · « **Reply #263 on:** 27 Jul 2021, 11:34 am »

mikeeastman · « **Reply #264 on:** 28 Jul 2021, 05:32 pm »

JCarney · « **Reply #265 on:** 28 Jul 2021, 11:25 pm »

JCarney

JCarney · « **Reply #266 on:** 28 Jul 2021, 11:26 pm »

Quote from: mikeeastman on 28 Jul 2021, 05:32 pm

LMBAO!

JCarney

James Tanner · « **Reply #267 on:** 29 Jul 2021, 10:31 am »

mikeeastman · « **Reply #268 on:** 29 Jul 2021, 02:51 pm »

weatherman1 · « **Reply #269 on:** 30 Jul 2021, 04:53 am »

rodge827 · « **Reply #270 on:** 31 Jul 2021, 11:41 am »

James Tanner · « **Reply #271 on:** 31 Jul 2021, 11:56 am »

rodge827 · « **Reply #272 on:** 6 Aug 2021, 12:57 pm »

Jack the cat · « **Reply #273 on:** 6 Aug 2021, 04:20 pm »

Going through Larson's panels - this is a fav........

decal · « **Reply #274 on:** 6 Aug 2021, 09:33 pm »

Quote from: rodge827 on 6 Aug 2021, 12:57 pm

weatherman1 · « **Reply #275 on:** 7 Aug 2021, 05:05 am »

mikeeastman · « **Reply #276 on:** 7 Aug 2021, 12:29 pm »

James Tanner · « **Reply #277 on:** 7 Aug 2021, 03:01 pm »

Jack the cat · « **Reply #278 on:** 7 Aug 2021, 03:48 pm »

another favorite Far Side

charmerci · « **Reply #279 on:** 7 Aug 2021, 07:55 pm »

At a wedding reception, the host announced, "all the married men please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was nearly crushed to death!