Five pearls of wisdom from The Old Sod...
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but somehow it’s more comfortable
to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when
he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then, neither does milk.
