Joke of the Day

TrungT · « **Reply #2660 on:** 16 Mar 2019, 02:07 am »

Man in hospital be wearing oxygen mask over his mouth.
"Nurse", he mumbles. "Are my testicles black?
Nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in other....
She takes a close look and says: "there's nothing wrong with them Sir."
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thanks for that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully
"Are-my-test-re-sults-back?"

Bendingwave · « **Reply #2661 on:** 16 Mar 2019, 02:33 am »

Quote from: LesterSleepsIn on 15 Mar 2019, 11:14 pm

Even in that picture it still proves that in modern times even with technology you still need male to female to make it work. LMAO

LesterSleepsIn · « **Reply #2662 on:** 16 Mar 2019, 03:58 am »

richidoo · « **Reply #2663 on:** 16 Mar 2019, 04:03 am »

Quote from: Letitroll98 on 15 Mar 2019, 04:34 pm

More political content that violates site guidelines. It even has the political source on the cartoon.
https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/Americans_for_Limited_Government

Sorry!

LesterSleepsIn · « **Reply #2664 on:** 17 Mar 2019, 01:59 am »

Make it so.

jhm731 · « **Reply #2665 on:** 17 Mar 2019, 03:42 am »

weatherman1 · « **Reply #2666 on:** 17 Mar 2019, 05:38 pm »

LesterSleepsIn · « **Reply #2667 on:** 18 Mar 2019, 01:07 am »

weatherman1 · « **Reply #2668 on:** 18 Mar 2019, 06:28 pm »

jhm731 · « **Reply #2669 on:** 19 Mar 2019, 02:09 am »

Bizarroterl · « **Reply #2670 on:** 20 Mar 2019, 10:18 pm »

Quote from: LesterSleepsIn on 15 Mar 2019, 11:14 pm

Isn't that backwards?

jhm731 · « **Reply #2671 on:** 21 Mar 2019, 02:17 am »

Mudslide · « **Reply #2672 on:** 22 Mar 2019, 06:07 am »

Two fers.........

Mudslide · « **Reply #2673 on:** 22 Mar 2019, 06:16 am »

Letitroll98 · « **Reply #2674 on:** 22 Mar 2019, 12:46 pm »

/\ Hilarious. 😄

jhm731 · « **Reply #2675 on:** 22 Mar 2019, 04:18 pm »

Goosepond · « **Reply #2676 on:** 22 Mar 2019, 04:25 pm »

I love watching the old movies when someone needs to make a phone call. First they need to find a phone booth. And then they hope no one is using the phone! How did anything ever get done!

Gene

mix4fix · « **Reply #2677 on:** 23 Mar 2019, 07:38 pm »

I.Greyhound Fan · « **Reply #2678 on:** 23 Mar 2019, 09:06 pm »

Quote from: jhm731 on 22 Mar 2019, 04:18 pm

There are always Vending Machines!

I.Greyhound Fan · « **Reply #2679 on:** 23 Mar 2019, 09:08 pm »

A man goes to the doctor for a physical exam. The doctor goes to do a hernia check and notices the man has 5 penises. He comments to the patient " how do your pants fit with 5 penises?"

The patient replies "they fit like a glove"