Today's Smile

thunderbrick · « **Reply #140 on:** 13 May 2021, 04:53 pm »

Quote from: Clive197 on 13 May 2021, 01:32 pm

I scored 14 No’s 2,3,5,6,8,9,11,12,14,16,17,18,19 & 20.

I got 18. No tattoo or childbirth

James Tanner · « **Reply #141 on:** 14 May 2021, 11:01 pm »

We are running deck specials, this can be built for $4500. Call before lumber goes up

mikeeastman · « **Reply #142 on:** 16 May 2021, 04:45 pm »

dflee · « **Reply #143 on:** 16 May 2021, 06:18 pm »

Doctor tells his male patient Lab results show that your doing fairly good for 65.
Guy asks do you think I'll live to be 80? Doc asks do you smoke or drink alcohol and the guy says nope. Doc asks do you eat steak or BBQ ribs and the guy says no, I think red meats are unhealthy. Doc asks do you spend a lot of time in the sun like golfing, sailing, hiking or bicycling and the guy says nope, gotta protect the skin. doc asks do you gamble, drive fast cars or have a lot of sex and the guy replies gotta stay safe so no.
Doc finishes with then why the hell do you want to live to 80?

GrooveControl · « **Reply #144 on:** 17 May 2021, 12:06 am »

In these times where screens are getting larger and speakers are getting smaller, it's nice to see a couple who has their priorities straight!

weatherman1 · « **Reply #145 on:** 17 May 2021, 04:43 am »

oskar · « **Reply #146 on:** 18 May 2021, 03:10 pm »

James Tanner · « **Reply #147 on:** 18 May 2021, 11:03 pm »

cameraman · « **Reply #148 on:** 19 May 2021, 04:22 pm »

Quote from: James Tanner on 18 May 2021, 11:03 pm

And you never have to eat the same thing more than twice.

G E · « **Reply #149 on:** 19 May 2021, 08:38 pm »

Quote from: dflee on 16 May 2021, 06:18 pm

Doctor tells his male patient Lab results show that your doing fairly good for 65.
Guy asks do you think I'll live to be 80? Doc asks do you smoke or drink alcohol and the guy says nope. Doc asks do you eat steak or BBQ ribs and the guy says no, I think red meats are unhealthy. Doc asks do you spend a lot of time in the sun like golfing, sailing, hiking or bicycling and the guy says nope, gotta protect the skin. doc asks do you gamble, drive fast cars or have a lot of sex and the guy replies gotta stay safe so no.
Doc finishes with then why the hell do you want to live to 80?

Precisely.

weatherman1 · « **Reply #150 on:** 22 May 2021, 04:53 am »

GrooveControl · « **Reply #151 on:** 22 May 2021, 12:04 pm »

Just another manic moose day.

oskar · « **Reply #152 on:** 22 May 2021, 02:02 pm »

PDR · « **Reply #153 on:** 22 May 2021, 04:50 pm »

Quote from: weatherman1 on 22 May 2021, 04:53 am

If you cant eat it or fight it.....

weatherman1 · « **Reply #154 on:** 23 May 2021, 04:46 am »

James Tanner · « **Reply #155 on:** 23 May 2021, 12:52 pm »

oskar · « **Reply #156 on:** 23 May 2021, 02:46 pm »

mikeeastman · « **Reply #157 on:** 24 May 2021, 05:00 pm »

veloceleste · « **Reply #158 on:** 24 May 2021, 08:00 pm »

Quote from: mikeeastman on 24 May 2021, 05:00 pm

.....and depressing......

GSDaudio · « **Reply #159 on:** 24 May 2021, 09:38 pm »

wrt ^

When I was 30 I told my wife you are old when you are 40.... when I was 40 you were old at 50..... so I'm resolved to think you are old when you stop listening to music!

BTW Its my wife's 52nd Birthday today. So I have to tell her she looks 29! They like that.