Occam,
sorry to learn of your being humor-challenged. God bless the rigid.
.... It was the Lou Reed Transformer thing that got me going. Tell me THAT isn't NYC. ...Or maybe a vision of David Johansen and the New York Dolls. Androgenous enough???? "Take a walk on the wild side" and buy one of these amps.
Oh and by the way, careful wit dem words wit Latin in em.
"anthro-PO-morphism" -but I digress. Sorry for my obsequiousness.
"Stay in the shallow end, the water's warmer." -Hunter S. Thompson