...and then I'll watch him buff that tiny ruby that he use
he'll straighten up his turban and eject a little ooze
along a one celled Hammond organism underneath my shoes
and then I'll call Pup Tenticle and ask him how's his chin
I'll find out how the future is because that's where he's been
Pup says 18 (although, he may be from the future of a different timeline, eh?)